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Jedi not being scared of physical contact or of others nudity because none of it is inherently sexual or romantic but just something that exists and is not seen as taboo, is probably my favorite headcanon ever and you can pry it from my cold dead hands

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This includes jedi walking around the temple tits out or with only a piece of cloth around them btw

ka-ra-ade

jango, at one point probably: you are a wanted man, Kenobi

Obi-wan, sleep deprived: why thank you

Jango: it wasn't a compliment, I'm on a bounty and you're my target

elionfish

Me trying to stick to the ship I decided on when starting to write a fic...

twiggy-boy

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

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soosmain

Despite Sanguinius' foresight, his visions weren't specific on which Horus he would be meeting. The borrowed cloak and pelt masked the scent, too.

Dont think about it too hard, its cute.

sunlight-shunlight

my hottest take is that:

solas is decent at handling halla, bc they were the most common transport/cavalry/companion animal back in arlathan, and that's one of the few things that survived the veil. even if he had some inherent Wolf Vibes, he probably figured out how to conceal them enough to work with halla, just bc they would be so common, and especially useful if running some kind of covert insurgency where people would be wandering through the wilderness a lot.

he is, however, terrible with horses. bc he had never seen one in real life prior to waking up. and he has no idea how to interact with them and is too snooty to ask, bc he thinks they're Cringe and Unsophisticated compared to the noble steeds of the elves. like "you need to put SHOES on this thing?? smh! how ridiculous! deer don't need shoes. and even the ancient elves didn't need shoes, bc we - i mean they - were built different-" and then he walks off over a snowdrift without leaving footprints. bc he's normal.

teapirate

no notes

totally-correct-star-wars

Cody, talking about Quinlan: Is this a friend of yours, Fox? Fox: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

worm-strung-string

So you were talking about time-traveling-temple-guard Obi-Wan having gold blood because of all the Force-osik he's been put through/can now do.

And my first thought was, "Ichor. Give that man ichor." Which is, y'know, the blood of the gods (In Greek mythology, I think?) and maybe the concept is the same in the SW universe.

Like, "Oh, that person is bleeding gold? Someone get them a bunch of flowers and offerings, they carry the will of the Force/Kar'ra/Manda/whatever." Meanwhile the Force is just like "Hehe, this is my new favorite Character and they're gonna Do Stuff."

Anyways I'm now imagining Obes getting a cut and just looking down at the small bloom of blood like "Oh dear that's new"

Rando person off to the side, wide-eyed and subtly shaking: "Oh my(deity)Oh my(deity)Oh my(deity)Oh my(deity)OHM-"

I may have not fully read your post before getting excited and writing this

I had the immidate scene in my head of Obi-wan taking his uniform off and finds hes cut himself on his gloves and ??? gold blood?? tiny flower blooms?? and hes about to have a breakdown until Feemor is like "Hey! no its cool look it happens to us all!" demonstates "YoU DiDN'T TeLl Me THaT In tHE BRiefInG?!" "ahh I knew I forgot something"

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worm-strung-string

I have a soft spot for those time travel fics with obi wan and jaster and jaster is the only one fucking with cryptic wizard riddles (he realises IYS wizard riddles and political wishywashy speak)

This is all I really wanted

edgebug

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.

mylo-space

the scene where Rocky runs off to get a clock, and Grace kinda just stands there waiting and apologizing for talking so much while Rocky bops back into the screen, just chirping away--and we know those aren't idle sounds. it's language. it's Rocky talking, just as much as Grace is talking. Rocky has been so, so alone for so, so long and meets this creature who makes so much noise all the time, and even though they're sort of talking over each other it must be such a comfort to just have something to talk at, to have something talk at him. imagine if Rocky had known that Grace was apologizing for being the sole beacon of sound and life Rocky has come into contact with in five decades.

asexual-cat-furry

The holy trinity: "I can fix him" (Angron), "I can't fix him but mood stabilisers probably can" (Perturabo), and "oh gods no he's beyond saving but I wanna observe him" (Konrad)

doggojin

To make up for the angst from yesterday. 🤲

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spacedoutstar

This is why you don’t feed gremlins after 12:00 👹 (or maybe someone should’ve fed him actually)

bonus, gave him one 🍪 so he doesn’t bite so much

the-senates-one-fear

Soooooo being a force user means you also have to constantly try to out dramatic other force users right?

the-clones-deserve-the-best

What's the point of being force sensitive if you're not going to be dramatic about it?

the-senates-one-fear

good point force knows I'd be using it to turn off my lights so I wouldn't have to get out of bed

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