Blob's Trash Place

@cursedtwst​ ​ i blame u for this

*ahem*

hope y’all are prepared 

tbh at first i thought Jamil’s design was a bit…eh

but ooooooHHHHH BOI NOW I FEEL LIKE I SLAPPED MYSELF

his moTHERFCKIN EYELINER AND EYESHADOW LIKE SIR????

TEACH ME HOW TO APPLY EYESHADOW LIKE THAT, SCREW VIL I WANT JAMIL TO APPLY EYESHADOW FOR ME

oho?~ what that tongue do, hun?~  (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)  („ಡωಡ„)

legit i hyperventilated when i saw his tongue

need i remind you jamil was the first to do the blep of the twst bois 

umm yes have u seen his godly hands? and biceps???? like- look me in the eye and say that his PE uniform doesn’t make him look like a snacc

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY THAT I DARE YOU

i fREAkIN DOubLE DArE YOu  ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶

snek boi actually is a basketball guy,,,,,, i DID NOT EXPECT THAT LIKE????

imagine this: jamil is playing for nrc and you, his girlfriend/boyfriend is there to cheer him on and that gives him motivation to win and impress you-

wouldn’t you just love that? :D 

*inhales* i’m taking a breather for the next things i say

so-

did i mention how his number trademark is his long, luscious silky black hair that makes all of the girls jealous?

not even Vil can compare, fITE ME

disney be giving us unrealistic hair expectations like dAMN

i love his braids so much,

the gold clippings

THAT HAIR TIE

how tf do u find a hair tie like that

also-

props to him cuz living in the hot sand with that much hair means he can withstand a lot of heat  („ಡωಡ„) heheheheheheh u know what kind of heat i’m talking abou-cHOkES

tbh i started running out of things to say here cuz i’m debating which qualities of his should i say next-

the fact he resembles a danger noodle so much? bonus points cuz i fckin love sneks

let’s be real here, even if he says he hates kalim

deep down, he cares kalim like his own brother

and no i don’t make the rules

before i continue,,,,,,,,,

look at this precious smile when he’s doing something that he loves and enjoys it

PROTECC THIS GODAMN SMILE OR SO HELP ME-

i’m sure some of y’all have thought of naga!jamil at least once, right?

and his unique magic, Snake Whisper had me thinking-

POV: Jamil, a naga, softly coils his tail around your body, lulls you with his unique magic and heehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe

sorry i got a little horny there-

let me be soft again-

JAMIL

IS HUSBAND MATERIAL

YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY SIMP, DUMBASS MIND

the man can cook

MOM CAN I JUST

MARRY HIM

also

he has been babysitting kalim since very young

it’s obvs that he’s a great caretaker, no?

and a great papa too  ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

this man has so much patience and i love that

we stan a man who waited for almost his entire life to achieve his dreams by himself

even if it means betraying his own childhood friend-

but coughssome certain sea creatures and magic-less human and cat intervenedcoughs

like azul said, jamil is a hidden genius

probably the biggest reason why azul was so interested in jamil

which makes his potential of being a yandere so damn high- 

before i lose myself over the last one

let me tell you how much i squealed and giggled when he complimented yuu’s fairy outfit in fairy gala

YUU TRADE PLACES WITH ME PLEASE-

*inhales* 

this

THIS

THIS

THISAFSAFKSLAGJLA;GJAFASFAGA

tag urself im the snek on the left-

hIS FCKIN COLLARBONES NGAKSHGA;Fljafsa

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE HIS DAMN COLLARBONES

AND HIS NECK????? WITH THAT CHOKER THING?-

I.

AM

DECEASED.

i-

WHO TF THOUGHT IT’D BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET HIS OVERBLOT WEAR FISHNETS???????

FCKING FISHNETS?????????

SIR I DIE FOR BOIS WEARING FEMME FATALE STUFF LIKE FISHNETS-

yes i know i should be sleeping right now

BUT JAMIL’S FISHNETS HAD ME ALIVE AND AWAKE AT THE UNGODLY HOURS OF THE NIGHT

AND I DON’T REGRET IT ONE BIT

HIS WEIRDASS GOATEE mAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE-

IDK WHY 

IT’S CUTE AND WEIRD

I DON’T NORMALLY LIKE GOATEES BUT IT SORTA SUITS HIM???

am i even making any sense???????

his SMIRK

HIS OVERBLOT IS ON FLEEK LIKE DAMN

SIR HOW DO YOU DO SUCH COOL EYELINER IT’S SHARP AF

the overblot patterns over his eye makes me  Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→

*sobs for eternity over the fact Jamil Viper is not real and i must accept that*  o(TヘTo)

before i stop screaming and simping over jamil, let me end this on one note

some more Twst pokemon as my brain melts at the impending episode 7 drop tomorrow! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ