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Strickler: Take this, it will help you be mean
Jim: What is this
Strickler: Troll Cocaine
Jim: What
Strickler: Troll Cocaine
Strickler: Do not tell your mother
#I get the feeling Nomura would have ZERO qualms about telling Barbara
We truly missed an opportunity not putting them back on Barb’s radar sooner
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naming the bloodymary mermaid au “Salt in the Wound”
anyway more yapping
Sanctuaries have tours, but Eva made being on display optional. If someone wants to let their tank be shown off and doesn’t mind pictures and grace giving an enthusiastic lecture on how the tanks work and mermaid/siren facts that is their choice
comparatively i do not like the blame being shifted onto Mr "He's on the good side" Jevin Sprunki
currently snickering at the mermaid au rotations specifically bc pondering grace mostly working with mermaids like rocky and adrian n stuff but sometimes he ends up Important At Work and suffers for it
ava: we’re just trying to figure out what the issue is with introducing him to the others. he’s fine on his own, but the second we try letting him socialize he gets aggressive and starts attacking the walls
grace: well uh
grace: obvious issue
ava: ?
grace: that’s not a mermaid
ava: ???
grace: that’s a siren. which. is kind of known for eating mermaids. you’ve basically been putting a fish buffet in front of a shark and then taking it away. it’s not really that odd he’s getting angry
ava: e x c u s e me
grace: hey, don’t shoot the messenger! i’m just. 100% sure the mermaids don’t have fins like that. ever.
grace: so can i leave now that was all you needed right
ava: no
grace: why
ava: (pointing behind him at the glass, which simon is pressing his forehead to and staring at grace)
grace: oh so he can be social
ava: he has not done that in seven months
grace: so this is a crane husband situation
ava: something like that. make sure not to put your hand in the water. let him come to you.
grace: what happens if i-
ava: we aren’t getting you a new hand
grace: cool cool cool am i allowed to
grace: not do this
ava: i could have eva ask you
grace: COOOL okay feeding schedule is when?
decided to put my yapping in a reblog instead of replying bc it got kinda long
I never turn down an opportunity to yap— Ryland Grace is a freshwater mermaid! Mermaids are similar in appearance to humans but it’s kind of like how some trees are more related to flowers than each other, or how nature just keeps making crabs. The similarities are very slim. Some mermaids have a “last resort” escape tactic and can become more human like (sort of like a lizard shedding its tail) but the process is painful so most stick to one of the other, land or water- grace went with land but likes to work with sanctuary/hospital type places to make sure other mermaids are being treated well. eva is also freshwater and is his boss. she generally tells him where to go, when to go, and that kinda thing. ava is human and ended up taking simon in after he ended up getting too close to an old submarine bomb which took his arm, but she doesn’t know why the usual help isn’t working so she contacts eva (who used to work with her but started her own sanctuary) to get an expert to help simon less unstable. he’s a saltwater siren which don’t usually interact with humans save for trying to eat them lmao
Trollhunters is my work background noise and I’m just thinking about how having Strickler around would have solved literally every problem they have in season 2
[ image description:Â
Nomura, hand on hip: Why are we waiting until the end of the season to go back and help?
Strickler, fingers bridged: We have to let them suffer through these entirely preventable circumstances for dramatic purposes. ]
Alternative:
[ image description:
Nomura, hand on hip: What the hell is wrong with you
Strickler, fingers bridged: I am a messy bitch who lives for drama. ]
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting
please never stop talking passionately about the things you love
Okay, reason I don’t think Archie is dead
This scene. This one right here. Why?
Because after Merlin died, Douxie was… well, he was serious. He was appropriately mourning over his father figure that he’d just lost literally that night. Most of his usual flippancy was gone. The bravado we did see from him seemed like an act, a show put on for the Order’s benefit.
This right here? Pure, unadulterated joy. He is so pleased with himself. Not a shadow of sadness or seriousness on this boy’s face.
If he’d just lost Archie, by his admission the closest thing he has to a family… I’d think he’d be devastated. Probably even more so than when he lost Merlin. He’d have Serious Face on, and this kind of jokiness? Not happening.
That doesn’t rule out a later death, but Archie isn’t in THIS scene either, despite literally ALL of the other guardians being there. So wherever he is, he got there before this scene, and ergo, is not dead.
Oh, whoops, sorry, I guess I didn’t consider the possibility that uh DOUXIE WOULD JUST STOP CARING FIVE MINUTES LATER, my bad.
I'm starting ep1 of wizards to pull a quote for smth but the will power its gonna take to not just start rewatching is going to be so strong
okay but the peak comedy that is moppet!douxie saying "I know I'm capable of more than just pushing a broom!" and the broom he enchanted immediately beating him up
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consider: moppet falling asleep in Merlin's study while he was studying one of the magic books. Merlin seeing moppet and rather than magically levitating back to his room, decides to personally carry him there and tuck him into bed. Merlin does the thing where he brushes Douxie's hair to the side and gives a forehead kiss before leaving. Once the door is shut, Douxie cracks open an eye and smiles before going back to sleep
Douxie should have bitten someone in rott.
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
Stork and Griffin are distant relatives, but they are unaware of their relationship. Specifically, Stork is Griffin's great-uncle.
Everyone meet my Eridian OC, Atria! They're an Eridian supermodel, and they just learned about fainting. They're suuuper into it....
Grace is super freaked out that they resemble an anatomical heart.
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Laughing at my own meme
I really think if they get to return to Arcadia peacefully without the Wizards happening Jim would’ve got his hair longer because they’d simply not have time to take care of themselves
Really wanted them to shout “my ninja” & “my trollhunter” as a reference to the book but.. yeah…
“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot
“stabbing crying killing hot” has a fantastic ring to it
This reads like Captain Picard having trouble at the replicator.
This reads like Captain
Picard having trouble at
the replicator.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
