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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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It's spooky season...
HELLO ?
Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards
Sheryl Lee Ralph as Barbara Howard in Abbott Elementary (2021—)
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
from the same thread:
I love Ireland
The Irish are absolute savages.
u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her
I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.
okay but you were right
By @PodcastFairies 🍄🍀
See you fuckers later *tips my cap and moonwalks backward into my new home*

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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)
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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
Happy pride
i had to add these and i’m sure there are more
Oh… so THAT’S why I love Hockey.
Bonus: That weird phenomenon when dudes will grab a buddy to keep people on the other team from interfering with fights on the ice.
god these guys are so gay
Dude, hockey is so fucking gay.
the stanley cup playoffs said happy pride month
gotta add these because what is more beautiful than nathan mackinnon winning the stanley cup to defend his longtime crush sidney crosby’s honor and THEN attributing the win to staying in a hotel room that contains sid’s jersey number. who wrote this fic? (also: nate eats ass and sid is The ass of the nhl so…)
ok but sidney crosby looks like this:
and has an ass like this:
so i understand the thirst
Are we not even talking about the actualfacts kissing going on or…?
The rituals are intricate 😌
Memorial Cup 2013: Halifax Mooseheads’ Stefan Fournier kissed Jonathan Drouin after a goal, defies people to chirp him about it
more:
Fun Fact: The Halifax Mooseheads went on to win the Memorial Cup
(other notable players on the team included Nathan Mackinnon, Mackenzie Weegar, and Martin Frk)
And here’s Travis Green & Ziggy Palffy:
oh man @zambonding that article is such a gem this is the kind of sports journalism we need
btw can i also add that straight out of a romcom/bollywood movie moment where two hockey player’s laces get tangled up mid-game
While we do love men’s ice hockey, let’s give it up for the ladies with actual, adorable rivalry romances.
the nhl could never get on the level of women’s hockey. could hockey men do THIS:
(and now they have another daughter together LOOK AT THIS BLISS)
also if we thirstin’ about sidney crosby on this giant post, i have also got to point out the Power carly jackson holds…
in honor of the nhl’s “whole lot of fucking” november, here’s more tenderhorniness
and this extremely wholesome fight turned prom dance:

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I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)