sup

imagine being sat behind edward and bella on the flight back from italy… like jesus there’s a disgusting emo couple in front of me and they’ve been staring each other dead in the eye for the entire 14 hour ride… is this allowed

Not to be like “I deserve so much more for myself tbh” but I deserve so much more for myself tbh

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

this is peak white behavior

Can’t believe the only people in the world who would do this weren’t compatible…

Why does it look like a scene from twilight?

“It was a social experiment”

lmaoo

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

Girls being honest and that’s why we get murdered.