you know when you drop ur phone and when you're trying to catch it u accidentally smack it harder against something. yeah

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

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I have found them. The stairs my drunk ass is going to die on.

I was scrolling down this post and my only thought was “I would die” and then I saw the caption.

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giving the mutuals a mango 🥭

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#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

There was also an 1893

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

This is worse than the math post

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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

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