The Great Chicken Nugget Authority

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

every friend group got the stem major (sonia) + history major (raihan) + theatre major (leon).