A Few Random Thoughts From A Random Girl

@darkvioletcloud

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

Oh ymg od yes

CALM DOWN THERE PECTORALS,

this might be one of the best things ive ever seen bless

Do you know how many times I had to see this post before I realized it wasn’t actually Hugh Fuckin’ Jackman?!

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

not to be fake deep but we’re soaring, flying. there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach, if we’re trying, so we’re breaking free.

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

#this post is like two years old did it create her

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

@unpretty

i always assumed that when bruce got older, alfred called him ‘mister wayne’ exactly once, because the look on bruce’s face when alfred called him what he’d previously always called thomas wasn’t one he ever wanted to see again

Okay *clears throat* that was uncalled for

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse