china anne mcclain

They’d figure it out, but I guess there’s no harm in trying. They probably eat all the veggies when they’re with their mom and then fuck me over.

All kids work it out eventually, I’m sure, and the feeling of betrayal when you realise you’ve been poisoned with vegetables is real, I get it. But whatever, I’m sure they have a blast with you, especially with the kool-aid and no vegetables.

Oh yeah for sure. The geese are out there living their best life, and we’re just ticking on by. Right?! Another review describes the game as “like Hitman but with a goose who is commited to slapstick and general abuse of humans.”

We definitely need to take a leaf out of their book, for sure. Oh my goodness, these are like those reviews on Amazon items that are just golden and hilarious, honestly. These people are legendary, my heroes.

Sof: Yes!

Sof: I'm so happy to hear that, babe!

Sof: Things are going really well. Jordan surprised me with a trip to London this weekend and now I'm back home in LA getting back to work in the studio.

Chi: That sounds like a really good time, did you enjoy it? There's nothing better than a spontaneous break.

In my opinion, if you’re going to show all your ‘famous’ friends on your Instagram, why not show those out of the spotlight, too, if they’re okay with it? Like, at least be consistent with showing off the people you know. I’ve been wonderful! The show has been going very well. No more incidents, at least known that have come to my attention, so that’s assuring. 

Exactly, I completely agree, because there’s nothing better than your friends who have stuck with you through thick and thin before all of this. You’re entirely right on that one. Oh, that’s good at least, thank heavens you haven’t had a repeat of last time.

Yeah but if you like grapes then you like to eat them. She doesn’t like grapes so if they taste like something she likes then she’ll start to eat them, you know? I have no idea why it is a thing but I’m not complaining. You should try them - it’s a bit surprising at first but in the long run, delicious. 

That does make sense, at least it’s working out for you on getting her to eat them. I am definitely still baffled about it, but I’ll have to give them a try purely for research purposes now and see what they’re like.

Yeah, it’s no gourmet meal or anything. It’ll probably be one of the last times we have that for dinner, at least. That’s a weekend lunch from now on. Too much sugar in those kids equals no sleep.

Oh my goodness, I didn’t even think about the amount of sugar in it, but I get that entirely, and it’s a very wise choice for sure. Maybe you can figure out how to throw in a hidden vegetable here and there, too.

Well, yeah, that’s true. They’ll have the extra shock factor from not knowing what the fuck is happening. Please please tell me how it works out, because I wanna know if they find it as disturbing to watch as I did.

I promise I’ll keep you updated on the amount of friends I lose following this screening of traumatic old-ass Seasame Street. Surely it can’t be as bad as I’m thinking it may be.

Hell yeah! I’ll just be a very tall child.

You absolutely have to let me know if people actually fall for this. 

I feel like the older that I get, the worst the hangovers are. I barely drank last night but I still have a major hangover, I hate it. I miss being in my twenties and young. But hello, I’m Nina or Neens! @hollywoodland-hqs

I will gladly swap my twenties with you if you so please, fed up of being looked at weirdly for not drinking despite being twenty one, okay. Seems like a pretty fair compromise to me! Hi Nina, I’m China, nice to meet you.

Ha! I’ll be expecting royalties from Disney if you do wind up watching it, now. God, yeah, A Bug’s Life was so relatable in so many ways, I haven’t seen it for years but I’m well overdue… going through the Bug’s Life part of Disneyland is one of my favorite things, though. If the world could just stop for 48 hours so I could catch up on all the movies, that’d be great. But I also love and appreciate my busy life, I’m really not complaining.

Oh my goodness, I’ll let them know to send them all straight onto you. Exactly, now all I want to do is have a day in bed with some good old Disney films I haven’t seen in years. Yes, it is very magical and wonderful, honestly. Same, really, but work won’t allow that, and it’s all good, maybe over the holidays instead.

It’s a brand new limited series that I’m in is uploading onto Hulu, it’s called Looking For Alaska, it’s based on the novel by John Green. Thank you, I’m hopeful that all of the diehard fans of the book series like it, that’s my biggest anxiety. I’ve been keeping myself preoccupied to the best of my ability, building pinterest boards of all the food and treats I want to bake has been my savior this week. What’re you filming out in Atlanta? 

I’ve definitely read that and it was great, so I will make sure to give it a watch when it’s out. I am sure they will, you know, it’s easy to think of all of the negative things that may happen before things come out, but it’s going to be amazing, I’m sure, and just by worrying about that in itself tells me you’re dedicated to making it something true to the book, you know? Oh my goodness, that sounds like a great idea though. Black Lightning, it’s on the CW about a DC comic superhero who is trying to protect his local community.

Well I can tone it down, I definitely don’t want to make you uncomfortable. I fly out first thing tomorrow to see him, and I can’t freaking wait. Ugh, I absolutely adore you. Hands down. You are the most incredible bright spot in my life and I am so glad I know you.

It’s perfectly fine, I appreciate that though. But at the same time, you’re always allowed to gush over your boy, it’s cool. Oh goodness! I hope you two get the best reunion yet, okay? It’s going to be amazing. Oh hush, you’re by far the best here, and it’s my life goal to remind you of that, well done for doing so amazingly in Piazza again!

Right? The reception for it has been incredible, which just shows how much we all wanna be a goose. I just looked at the reviews on Google and the first one that I saw opened with “I’ve only started playing this game, and as a goose hater myself, It’s already let me see the inner workings of God’s most evil bird.” Fucking love it. 

I mean, it would be a much simpler life to be a goose, I’m certain. It always looked like such a good time when I saw those two in The Aristocats, so it must definitely be. Oh my frickin’ God, people are seriously the best, I can’t believe someone actually bothered to put a review out there for it.

Yeah, I don’t feed into any of it. If an interviewer chooses to bring somebody up in an interview, then I’ll maybe talk about it, but I never use my social media accounts to tell everybody that I’m still friends with that person I did that film with three years ago. I don’t feel the need to.

Exactly, giving into it sometimes just isn’t the right way either. Besides, it helps cover up if there are people you’re actively avoiding speaking to, anyways. Not that I am, but at least it’s covered, you know? How’ve you been anyway? How is the show going? Hopefully no more incidents like the last time.

Chlo: I'm going to be crying for the next twenty four hours but its fine I'm fine

Chlo: SPEAKING OF WHICH. I KNOW YOU ARE IN ATLANTA FILMING AND THE BOYS HAVE A SHOW THERE ON TUESDAY. I BETTER SEE YOU

Chlo: You have seen Sofia and Jordan in the same room, right? you know what they're like. No matter what our schedules we should make time for each other, you know?

Chlo: oh man yeah!! I'm sure he'd love that tho

Chi: I get that entirely and I'm sending you all the best well wishes, hopefully you get a chance to do it again soon

Chi: Really? Of course! It would be wonderful to see you /and/ get to see their show, too!

Chi: I mean, yes, I have, but like I said, I'm pleading fifth here. But of course, life's too short to not spend time with those you love okay?

Ah, no. That would be some kind of welcome. Definitely would’ve scared me off the set and probably make me resign from the show. Yep, I thanked my stars for not getting any bodily harm from that scare. Hey, I don’t think I’ve seen you around before. What do you do? Have I seen you in anything?

I was thinking I couldn’t imagine just rolling up to set to be pranked without knowing anyone. Thank God it wasn’t your first day, but the water on the floor was absolutely an over step for sure. Hope you’re all okay though. Oh, just a couple Disney Channel things in the past, now I’m working on Black Lightning over on the CW. But s’all good, if you haven’t seen anything.

It sounds like a great back up! The world could use a bit more optimism!

Exactly, and it does make me rather happy making others happy, too. If you ever need a pick me up, don’t be afraid to hit me up, you know?