Zac Efron

I don’t know, because I’m not innocent and pure… but something like “Oh I never do that, it would be terrible to scare my friends away”, probably!

Well then, I would never do that, and it would be so terrible to scare my friends away.

I guess that’s fair. Well then, how do you plan on carrying forward into the future?

Don’t know yet. I’ll just do what I usually do and go with the flow. 

I say the same about my sister! She’s so much prettier than I am but she has to watch while I perform for thousands and go to the Met Gala? It seems wholly unfair, but also – maybe you should introduce me to your brother.

It’s tough being the less good looking one, right? Especially when people don’t believe you when you say it. Then they see your sibling and they’re like “holy shit you’re actually right”. I’d happily do that. Although he’s very bad at sitting still. I swear I don’t even know where he is half the time, and I live with him. 

Well, it does now. I make the rules.

Yeah? How many rules are there and what are they, hmm?

Alex: first of all that’s not what I meant and you know it

Alex: second of all we both know you’d give anything to be Patrick Star

Alex: I’m so fucking happy for you. No one is more deserving

Zac: Hmmm definitely sounded like it.

Zac: ...I plead the fifth

Don’t you think that that makes it necessary then? If you don’t think you should ask her because you’re so sure if your opinion then maybe you should ask hers.

What I’m saying is our opinions don’t really matter. Whatever happened is in the past now.

Because that’s exactly what someone who isn’t innocent nor pure would say!

And what would somebody who is innocent and pure say?

you haven’t? who do you live with? i just really like to be by myself. i’m a lone dude, what can i say?

My bro Dylan! Not that he’s home much, but then usually I’m not either. Both love travelling to much. Yeah, you got that lone wolf energy that I admire. 

If you put it like that….makes sense ha. But just like we do with good memories we also connect the bad ones with locations, so I’d totally understand if you didn’t want to go back, you know? I was about to say…someone just loves to be outside and do stuff. You’re not one to sit still, aren’t you? 

Yeah, but one bad memory doesn’t eclipse all the good memories I had whilst there, too! I don’t mind sitting still, I can keep myself occupied whilst staying home or something, but I definitely prefer staying on active and on the go.

Uh-huh, of course. I’ll give you five more minutes to figure it out or you’ll lose all your blackmail rights.

Pretty sure that’s not how blackmail works. 

Definitely. It’s probably been a few years since you’ve performed Bet On It. So practice might be necessary. What’s been your favourite song to sing and perform though?

You’d be surprised. Every time I play golf with my buddies they expect some snippet of a performance. Thankfully not the whole thing, though. Ooof, that’s tough. Probably Rewrite the Stars from Showman. That was a very tough sequence to film, but wow the outcome made it all worth it.

To be fair, celebrity or not I would probably find it hard to believe that someone as handsome as you was a real account! Not that they’re aren’t attractive people on Tinder, there are plenty, but you’re a special breed of good looking, Zac!

Yeah, I guess that’s fair. But even so! Oh stop it, you flatter me, babe. My brother’s way better looking, though. I’m the ugly brother. 

Alex: We’ll say helpful

Alex: also

Alex: A STAR??

[text]: Hell yeah, I’m so fucking pumped about it!!