Insufferable Bitch

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Keep salting the wound I'm close

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms

no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

2000s fbi anti piracy ad themed blowjob

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)