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I just wanna write a LL fanfic where First aid is like 'ugh its my ex' and Ambulon looks over and its fuking Vortex and 'Tex wiggles his fingers in Aids direction and Aid does that one Vine where Tex is the guy who says 'hey bich' and Aid swoons.
All the while Ambulon is doing mental gymnastics to why First Aid dated Vortex of all people and when the he sees 'Tex's rotors and go's 'Ah.'
The Combaticons on the Lost Light would've been fckin great it what I'm saying....
This was one of my first attempts at writing anything R/aC oriented- and of course it's about Dr. Nefarious because he do be cute thought.
Also because I want to bully him 👀
Sorry for gen ooc-ness if there is any and take this. I might re-work it idk.
(Villainess!Reader x Dr.Nefarious)
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At first, you weren't entirely sure what you were looking at.
That was a common thing on this planet. Still, it was jarring that you still survived the crash, and were dug out by a giant wasp with anxiety. Stranger still, you were now a secretary for a Barney impersonator. And the worst bit, is that you weren't even getting paid for it.
But when you'd grumbled about it, the threat of being eaten….sexually by a giant purple spider, you'd quickly changed your tune. So yes, while working for Megatron was annoying at best, especially when most of the Predacons didn't know what boundaries were, you thought nothing else would surprise you anymore.
Oh, how wrong you were.
After the months of working for the Predacons, watching Waspinator blow up and Blackarachnia leave for a chicken-wolf; the last thing you maybe-sorta resent her for. For leaving you amongst annoying, jacked up frat boys, honestly.
But love was love, and even if Silverbolt reminded you a little bit of the Nice Guys™ on your planet, at least she was happy.
And you weren't exactly happy about the recent additions to the Preds.
Quickstrike wasn't too bad, an idiot at the best of times, but he more reminded you of a cowboy from back home.
Rampage was….a homicidal crab thing. Yeah….not going to think about that too much, especially with the tension he creates with Megatron in the throne room.
Ravage was cool, somewhat friendly; he helped lighten your load on paperwork when he was in a good mood, or when he wasn't off doing whatever he did best.
And then...there was Inferno. A fire ant that was a pyromaniac.
And that draws you back to your original confusion in the beginning of things. Inferno. You admit, you'd thought he was a simp for Megatron, and he was, don't get you wrong. But then again Inferno was a little more ant-like in comparison to the other insect-like robots around here, and you guessed if an ant were a person; they'd most likely be a simp, too.
And while you'd thought Megatron was his Queen, you were sorely mistaken. Because here Inferno was, blue face a deeper blue, as he leered at you from where you were sitting at your desk.
He'd been doing this for a while now; giving you datapads from Megatron about something or other. Then his antenna would twitch, then his eyes would grow brighter, and then he'd deeply inhale.
If this were anyone else (re: Tarantulas), you would have finally established an HR, just for yourself. But other than the already mentioned, Inferno would simply leer, then say something about the royalty, and then make a hasty retreat.
While that in itself wasn't weird, you found yourself starting to sweat as Inferno's one-sided staring contest went into the 10 minute mark.
"Do you need anything else, Inferno?" You politely ask, because when working with the Preds, who weren't Ravage or Waspinator, it was best to just be nice to them. Inferno jolts a touch at your words, his face jerking into a few expressions, before settling on interest.
"The Royalty has informed me that you are the Queen of this Hive." He promptly said, "and to go to you if I had any more complaints about the structure of our Hive, and what we should be doing about making it more sound."
What.
What.
"Uhhhh…" You say, face blank. Infernos' face pinched, but softened just a touch as he crossed his arms.
"We need to make the Hive more secure, so that the Royalty's spawn can grow safely." Inferno said slowly. As if you were daft.
'Never thought someone could get horny about building a nest…' you found yourself thinking, tilting your head to the side as you felt a headache coming.
Then it hit you. Like a freight train.
"Queen?" You say, looking down at the paperwork on your makeshift desk. If anything, you'd probably be just another worker ant in the colony. "Isn't Megatron your Queen?" You ask, laying your hands flat on your desk. Inferno seems to bristle at this, face going back to pinched.
Then to the face he made when he thought about charring something beyond recognition.
"The Royalty is not the same as a Queen." He informed you, sharp teeth clinging. "The Queen is the mate of The Royalty." Inferno said, going on even as you blankly stare at him. "You are to be treasured, as you bring new life into the Hive." The ant finished with a pointed stare of his own at your stomach.
Or where it would be if the desk didn't hide it.
The migraine was back, and stronger than ever as you brought a hand up to slowly rub circles to the side of your temple. "Inferno…" You slowly said. "Do you think Megatron and I are having a baby?"
Inferno perked up, his mandibles flaring. Ah, so wrong thing to say.
Inferno was out the door, saying something about readying a nursery. God damn it. Sighing, you eased yourself up from your desk and shuffled yourself to the 'throne room'.
You were just going to love telling Megatron that you were having his supposed young. Then again, you'd probably be getting him back for implying that you were anything other than a desk worker.