Chill all the titans

HENLO there

i fucking hate how real this is

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

you have pleased your brain fish

But the real question is how does he get his spandex top on over his wings

Even better question: How does he get out of it again. 8D

Do you have wings