Star Chaser

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

using windows movie destroyer to make youtube soap

€2,900 / 20k, jul 20th.

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar