Surreal insect paintings by Nathiola on Reddit (Posted with permission!)

this^ fucking ask

somehow makes the app freeze

^cannot interact with any on screen buttons past this point, i have to force close the app

and does THIS to the website

what the fuck

how did they do this

how do i contact support to fix this

Artist: Tim Brierley

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN WRITE TO A FILE

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN ACCEPT USER INPUT

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN PLAY AUDIO AT AN APPROPRIATE VOLUME

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN RUN FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME WITHOUT CRASHING

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU CAN DISPLAY TO A MONITOR

YOU ARE A FUNCTIONAL APPLICATION YOU KNOW HOW TO RUN

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

There is a finite amount of memory on any given device.

No matter how good your game is, players will want memory for other things on their devices.