An alcoholic father, a shitty mother and a dishonest brother didnβt stop CM Punk from fulfilling his destiny and becoming number one. The guy with long hair and tattoos all over his body, someone no one would ever bet on, became the greatest star in wrestling today, so much that you hear the crowd chanting his name (for better or worse) even when he isnβt there. Please feel free to think heβs an ego maniac, a narcissist, he couldnβt care less about other peopleβs opinion, the only one that matters is his. Besides, you couldnβt be more wrong: heβs just aware to be theΒ best.
ROH, AEW, WWE; he conquered them all and heβs not planning to stop until his bodyΒ literallyΒ canβt take it anymore. If you want a sincere and honest opinion, go to him, he wonβt refrain from telling you that you suck in something. Sometimes, he can also be a good friend. Donβt invite him to press conferences though, you may not like it. And if you do, make sure to bring muffins or donuts.
If you wanna plot with this Drama Queen, his theβ€οΈand Iβll come to your DMs (or you can message me directly and say βhey fuck face letβs plotβ, I promise I wonβt bite). He's divorced from April. Ships are based on chemistry. Discord on request.













