Simping in Wonderland

I honestly cannot picture Vil just readily helping you without berating your appearance first.

He would look at you from head to toe and begin reprimanding you about your appearance and how you should improve it.

It can be a jab in the confidence but you just really want to get some spare clothes.

You know that if you went to Riddle, he’ll scream at you and most likely embarrass you in the entire Heartslabyul which will give Ace a good blackmail material.

Leona doesn’t really care that much about you.

Azul is a businessman before a classmate so you know you won't be getting any help from him without a big consequence.

Asking Idia is also out of the question since he might end up just making you a robot suit and that’s not exactly what you need.

Despite being friends with the people of Diasomnia you have a bad feeling about owing favors in a dorm full of faes.

Maybe you should have just asked Kalim…

If you’re weak-willed, I hope you managed to snag some napkins from the cafeteria ahead of time.

This man will not pull back punches about criticism even if it’s for your own good.

If you’re strong-willed, you’ll talk back and yell that that’s why you’re here in the first place.

Either way, he’ll pull you inside the dorm and will find you spare clothes that he used to own or even make one on the spot.

He wants the best in people but he wants people to know first what’s the problem.

You can't solve an issue without knowing the problem first after all.

He’ll tell you to come in the dorms every set day at an exact time and next thing you know, you and Epel are having etiquette classes together.

“I dreamt that Grim is a swashbuckler, dual-wielding swordfishes to fight his exam papers.”

Will look at you, then to Grim who is yelling at you for your mean comment, and back at you before laughing.

The dream will be told to the entire Heartslabyul and first years because he thought it was funny.

Won’t hesitate to tease Grim about dual-wielding swordfishes.

He finds these dreams funny so he will randomly ask you if you have any weird dreams.

These help him cheer up especially when Riddle just finished scolding him for the day.

“I had this dream where people’s heads are eggs and one punched another person, cracking their egg head and died.”

And good job, he’s traumatized.

He’s so ready to beat up that person but you have to remind him that it was just your weird dream.

Confused about your dreams but he can easily make a whole tangent of a story out of it.

Like Ace, telling him these dreams takes his mind off the punishment he just received from Riddle.

There will be times when he’ll ask if there’s a sequel in one of your dreams that he got really invested in.

“You don’t understand. I need to know!” He’ll shout as he shakes your body as if that’ll bring out the aforementioned sequel.

If you feel like throwing up after all that shaking feel free to aim it at him.

“I dreamt we were a bunch of literal potatoes flying on magic brooms away from Vil who’s trying to sell us.”

“What the actual fuck???”

Will slip in his country accent and lingo as he complained about your dream.

To be fair he’ll take that dream as a sign that Vil is going to make him do another “prim and proper” thing.

He’ll gear up and avoid Vil as much as possible, which means hiding in Ramshackle Dorm.

While the other first years thought it was a sleepover that they also joined in (Plus Lilia was so excited that Sebek is having fun with his new friends).

It was on the second day of “sleepover” when Vil bursts through the door calling for Epel for his etiquette lessons.

And cue to everyone grabbing their magical brooms to avoid Vil’s magic attacks when they refuse to end the “sleepover”.

“Wait… isn’t this what happened to my dream?”

Don’t. This man can get petty about it.

Will not bother looking for you since he’s too busy taking over the stuff you’re neglecting.

Don’t be surprised by his unamused face when you two see each other again.

It's fine if there’s no work to do and will indulge but not during work hours.

Or when you’re supposed to do your schoolwork.

If you asked him for help and decided to play hide and seek in hopes he’ll do your homework you can kiss your grades goodbye unless you’re willing to fork out money for it.

Just because you’re his s/o doesn’t mean you get off scot-free.

If you work in the lounge all the time you spent hiding will be deducted from your paycheck.

Business is business, sorry.

Are you sure you want to?

He’s highly amused and will not hesitate to use dirty tactics to lure you out.

If this is during work however you can forget it as he’ll focus on the customers first.

He’s used to his brother slacking off work and covering for his shift, he’ll just do the same for you.

Just be prepared to be humiliated by this man in public about how you pass all the work on him.

If this is during off days, he’s more than happy to play along with you.

He can figure out where you’re hiding so fast you might suspect that he has cameras on you.

Nope, he’s just that observant in the most minuscule of changes around him.

Hope you don’t mind this being used as blackmail material for the rest of your life.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO?!?

You might as well be in a slasher movie with how he just repeatedly calls your name in a singsong way.

If he didn’t find you within five minutes, his tone will get a tad bit deeper and more menacing.

Don’t be surprised to hear banging and crashing the longer he takes.

He’ll start grabbing random students asking angrily if they’ve seen you.

You should really show up or he’ll completely snap.

Once he sees you though, he’ll be back to all smiles and hugging you tightly.

“Never do that again, understood?”

You won’t leave his line of sight for a very long time.

Best if you tell him that you two are playing hide and seek in set locations so he doesn’t snap again.

He’s fun to play with but he’s responsible enough to work and do his homework instead of playing.

He’s been looking after Riddle so don’t even try lying about your sleep deprivation.

Already has your favorite coffee or tea brewing when you began your spiel about not getting enough sleep.

He’ll give you an option of taking a nap before class or telling the teacher you’re sick and have a full day’s rest instead.

If you just took a nap, he’ll make sure you get as much peace and quiet.

If you ask for a sick day, however, he’s already in his mom mode.

Chicken noodle soup? Check. Comfy bed with warm blankets? Check. You getting pampered with kisses and cuddles? Double Check.

Needless to say, you’re getting that sleep.

You know that feeling that someone was behind you with an ominous smile?

Yeah, Jade’s smiling behind you ready to start questioning you.

He’ll entertain you and let you go back to work but both he and Floyd will keep an eye on you.

The moment you show a moment of sleepiness it's bedtime for you.

Azul will say that you’ll just create a loss of profit if you make accidents because of your lack of sleep.

Floyd will poke fun at how you’re a sleepy sea creature.

Jade is already carrying you in bridal style and lulling you to slumber as he brings you to his room.

As you succumb to the comfy bed, he will place a kiss on your forehead before heading back to work.

Enjoy his bed as much as you can. The moment you wake up, he’ll tease on how cozy you look in his bed.

He’ll entertain the lie of you being wide awake as it’s a beautiful sight for him.

However, one instance of you nodding off is all it’ll take to be whisked into your room to rest.

If you still for some reason insist that you can still stay up, he’ll start reading his collection of cringy high school poems.

If you’re into that thing, you slept peacefully as he went on.

If you’re not, you forced yourself to sleep so he’ll stop.

Don’t be surprised if your pillow smells nice for some reason. He’s already put a potpourri in your pillow to help you relax.

Will leave to take notes and the rest of the schoolwork for you.

When you came into, he’s cuddling with you on his chest tucked under his chin.