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mezzodical

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

theorynoodle

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

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that moment when u realize…"gullible" looks the same flipped upside down and backwards

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wait really???

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hey

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wait a minute

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i don’t like this post

orriculum

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

snommelp

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

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Reblog to save a life

#happened to me once...#dayumn #i shouldve known

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i love borderlands

#me too

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rainystudios

‘But not SUPER allergic’

Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.

agirlneedsgoals

THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???

#me

kyoshis-blog

greatest-adventurer

are you fucking kidding me

#gif

starfaerie-moved

This is a strong competitor for cutest thing I’ve ever seen

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seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing

cityelf

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

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lunacwolphe

Now I can reblog this

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just-shower-thoughts

If multiple universes exist, maybe déjà vu is when you’re in perfect sync with yourself from another universe for a brief moment in time.

gingermalarkey

Figures dancing gracefully across my memory

#gif #anastasia!!!!#loved this movie

arielmh

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

i-gwarth

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

pyramidslayer

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

#gif

ocean-wav

Learning To Cat

venusianhag

LOOK AT THIS BABY

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THIS BABY IS DOING SO GOOD!

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I.. Am about to cry.

#cat

holy--vacant

Words to keep inside your pocket:

Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.

Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.

Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.

Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.

Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.

Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.

Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.

Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.

Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound.

Billet-doux - a love letter.

Redamancy - act of loving in return.

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i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and i’m playing ana and there is a wall between us, i can’t fucking heal you

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i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing mercy and i just respawned because you didn’t protect me from genji, i can’t fucking heal you

cantstopkillingtime

i know this comes as a surprise to some people, but if you call for healing and im playing lucio and I have healing amped up, I can’t fucking heal you anymore.