drama queen

explaining executive dysfunction to people is so embarrassing yeah I have the be useless for days at a time disease

shout out to music. sound is crazy

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

just wanna leave all responsibilities behind and eat fresh fruits and pastries by the ocean and feel the sun on my skin right now

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

office supplies is bugs

paperclips, rubber bands, staples, binder clips, and erasers. they are like bugs to me

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

I wasnt loved as a child so now I'm evil and dont go to bed on time

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up