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All of this is filth, but Hidan requires his own warning. 

Uchiha Madara

Madara likes talking dirty to you because he knows how much it turns you on and how responsive you become to his touch. It’s flattering, yes, but more importantly it makes him feel powerful to have you writhing and begging underneath him, and there is nothing Madara likes quite so much as having power over someone.

The urge to talk dirty to you goes hand in hand with his urges to dominate you. Maybe you’ve been a little mouthy, maybe you disagreed with him in front of someone important - those are the sort of things that accidentally flip the switch. Or maybe you did it on purpose. Either way, he’s going to corner you when he has some free times on his hands and finger you until you come all over his hand, then make you clean his hand up with your tongue.

“Are you just going to look at it? Suck it.” “You want to come? Beg me.” “Get on your hands and knees and spread your legs.” “You love what I’m doing to you, don’t you? Say it. Louder!” “Open your mouth for me. Take it all in. Good girl.”

Senju Tobirama

Tobirama doesn’t talk dirty very often, even though he knows how much you like it. It’s not that he’s against it, it’s just that he doesn’t even think about it when the clothes start coming off. He’s more focused on touching you and tasting you than talking.

It’s an all day process to get him to talk dirty to you. Visit him in the office wearing a short skirt and “accidentally” give him a glimpse of your panties while you’re crossing your legs and Tobirama’s imagination will take it from there no matter how much he tries to distract himself. By the time he gets home, he has managed to work himself up until he’s all out of patience.

“You did that on purpose, didn’t you? You wanted me to spend all day thinking about fucking you.” “Why are you going so slow? You wanted to ride, so ride me. Faster.” “You’re not getting off that easy. You don’t get to come until I say so.” “Tell me how much you want it.” “You’re about to come, aren’t you? Do it. Come for me.”

Nara Shikamaru

Shikamaru can’t be bothered with talking dirty. It takes a lot of effort to think of something sexy to say, and he’s already expending enough energy by having sex. He’s more likely to get you to talk dirty and then grunt in an agreeable sort of way at the right moments to spare himself from having to do it.

If you really, really wanted it and it was a special occasion (birthday sex, possibly) he might make a half-hearted attempt because he forgot to get you an actual birthday present and doesn’t want you to get mad at him. It’s annoying, but if it will keep him from having to sleep on the couch…

It’s mostly mild dirty talk like “you’re so tight,” or “ah, you’re being so noisy. Does it feel good?” anything more vulgar than that just embarrasses him and makes him want to cringe. It’s best not to push him for more because he will just flip you over and stuff your face in a pillow where he can’t hear you. It’s less troublesome that way.

Hidan

Isn’t this a given? It’s Hidan. He has a filthy mouth even when he isn’t balls deep inside of someone. I hope that you’re okay with dirty talk so vulgar and depraved that it can border on being unsexy and downright offensive at times. Even if it annoys you or offends you, Hidan doesn’t particularly care and he isn’t likely to stop or tone it down just because you ask him to.

There are no words that are off limits to him. Yes, he will say “cunt” and often, along with “slut”, “whore” and even “cockslut” when he’s feeling especially creative and inspired. Hidan enjoys the sound of his own voice, so he will probably have a near constant commentary going on until he starts getting close to orgasm, then it sort of degenerates into a steady stream of disjointed curses.

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This is my gift to all my fellow sasuhina shippers out there. I will be leaving out the old legends and bring some fresh and equally good (if not more) fanfics to spotlight.

Lavender Memories by  TheUnstableLiz

Rated T

Hinata loses her memory and Sasuke - her husband - tells her how they came to be. What I love about this fic is the gentleness with which he handles his wife and the little things he has done to prove to her that he loves her.

The Flowers, the Lone Gardener and His Wife by Daifuku Mochiin 

Rated M 

Passion, poetry and a good laugh packed in one. Just two dorks in love. This fic is a must if you want some lemony goodness and a cute Hanabi.

Fall For Me? by Sherestia

Rated T

Your typical ‘getting back to a love interest stealing friend’ with a not so typical approach. Trust me when I say this it’s nothing like any other of its kind because Hinata is kept pretty well in her character despite her wanting to grow out of her shell. Read it, I strongly recommend it.

Sweet Dispositions by Ovidae 

Rated T

The best thing about it is that the author updates 2 to 3 chapters in one update and she’s pretty regular at it too. After a one-night stand, Hinata and Sasuke are forever linked. Now she has to leave her life behind for her child and move to the Land of Lightening with Sasuke. But what started as a mistake would soon turn into something more. A bit depressing in the beginning but trust me it gets better.

Sleeping with the Enemy by College n Curls 

Rated M

The fic has already reached 1k and for a good reason too. Not many authors can pull off a fairly lemony story without it feeling like a porn. A good plot, timely updates with significant word count to satisfy the reader in you - this story has everything you want in a fic.

Last Link by MsChifSantos

Rated M

MsChifSantos does it again. Sasuke finds the last link to his brother - his son and his lover - and he will do everything in his power to protect them as he slowly falls for his nephew’s mother. But not everyone is as forgiving as she is. A strong plot line and lovely characterization, it’s a must guys.

Hyuuga and Uchiha, what can go wrong? by Thickle

Rated T

Nothing, nothing can go wrong with these two. One of the most adorable fics I have ever read and I’ve read lots. This will make you want to cuddle with Sasuke because he’s that cute.

Blastomere by themelodicshagg

Rated M

Sasuke, a sperm donor, unknowingly donates his sperm to the one girl he loves but the girl who thinks he hates her. Now expecting his child, will things work out in their favor? Don’t tell me this hasn’t piqued your interest.

My Walls Stood Painted Blue by pro-uchiha

Rated M

Only two chapters down but a very promising story. Hinata, a single mom, looking after a traumatized daughter finds a friend in her child’s teacher. it’s really good, do give it a chance.

Lack of Resistance by DeAbstract

Rated M

Sasuke is so well in character that you won’t believe it. It is one of those rare gems that you don’t forget for a long long time.

kin-kay2911′s Your Guardian Angle part 1 and part 2

Rated T and M respectively

If you’re into in-universe, action and slow building romances then this is your thing. The characterization in these fics is pretty good, a strong plot line and a not-so-irritating Karin.

Forever Entwined by Music Lover Always

Rated M

Hinata is accidentally inseminated with Sasuke’s sperm. Not she’s expecting his child but the problem is they’re both content with their married lives yet feelings are starting to develop between the two. Author’s way of writing is really refreshing. A well in character post-war Sasuke. One of my personal favorites, you will truly enjoy reading it.

A Deal With The Devil by PenCraft31.13

Rated M

This fic had me wondering: where was it hiding all this time? Yes, it is that good. A truly devilish Sasuke and a slice of Itahina, this fic will keep you on the edge on your seat.

Lys Blanc by Milkshakecat200

Rated M

It’s really good. That’s all i can say without spoiling it for you. Do check it out.

Dearly Beloved by morninglily

Rated T

Hinata is arranged to be married to Sasuke but she starts falling for his teacher. I don’t know whether it’ll end up as sasuhina or kakahina but my hopes are with sasuhina because he’s sweet in his own Sasuke way.

The Konoha Daily by Athena froofroo

Rated T

Only a single chapter so far without any hints of sasuhina but the tags say so. But it gave me a good laugh and thus earned its spot in this list.

In The Light by Mizu79

Rated M

All of the author’s fics are really good but this one is just splendid. A good blend of angst and romance. Sasuke and Hinata are imprisoned in a cell together but soon realize that they’re each other’s only chance at freedom. Soon feelings are involved as they give their all to protect one another.

Switch-A-Roo by Ink Child

Rated T

Ink Child produces one of the best sasuhina stories and this one here is no exception. All cutness and hearts, it’ll surely melt you.

Runaway by Ink Child

Rated M

Another entry by our favorite author. Naruto dies in an accident leaving behind two children and a heart broken wife. Now Hinata comes face to face with the one person whose disappearance had caused her husband great distress all those years. But she soon realizes why Naruto cherished his best friend so much. Beautifully constructed. Will make you cry and laugh. And it’s complete. 

The Forsaken Heirs by Voyna

Rated M

Another arranged marriage scenario but with a different take. Very dark and angsty. The author has captured Hinata’s misery so well that it actually hurts. Try it, you won’t regret it. 

Surnames and Shelters by GoatVille 

Rated M

A High School fanfic that’s actually good. Hinata is Sasuke’s new roommate and things… happen. Read it yourself and find out. 

The War Among Us by downtomars

Rated T

Post-war sasuhina in which Madara emerged victorious. What draws me the most is the mystery of their past love. Nothing much is revealed and the little hints here and there leave you wanting more.

Artichoke Heart by pluushie

Rated M

Beautifully constructed slice-o-life fic that you’ll surely have great time reading. Guaranteed. Both Sasuke and Hinata are truly a delight to read in this one. One of my personal favorites.

A Hundred Evils by GoldKing

Rated M

One of THE BEST fanfics i have ever read. This fic will affect you like none other. You’ll have the urge to bawl out your eyes when you read this because it is that sad. Hinata,s misery is captured so well that it’ll physically hurt you. The only thing I don’t like about this fic is that the author takes too long to update. But don’t be disheartened by her absence, they do show up once a year and bring a long update to make up for it.

The one year affair by tamarindblue

Rated T

My favorite fanfic of all times. Everything about this fic just pulls at your heartstrings and the ending will make you curl into yourself and cry. Sasuke’s love for Hinata is so palpable that for a moment you’ll forget that they’re not an actual thing. Beautifully worded, an underappreciated masterpiece. You have to try it guys. It’s soooo good. complete

***SHOT STORIES ( not necessarily fresh but all my favorite )***

Don’t Speak by schizophrenic-twilight-lover ( one-shot )

Their Obligation by  SoothsayerOfTheVale ( one-shot, so far)

hills ablaze by sumireh (one-shot )

What the Storm Brought In by Ink Child ( Three-shot )

Mi fortuna son mis hijos y mis padres by El Reino ( one-shot )

The Cast Aways by downtomars ( Three-shot )

One Way Or Another by The Funky Potato ( one-shot )

Frat Boys by Voyna ( one-shot )

Flower Fields by eishi ( one-shot )

Elliot Grace And Theories’ Kryptonite series  ( one-shot x 3)

These Are the Facts by Sunfreak ( one-shot )

I want someone who will light me on fire: Kankuro, Shikamaru, Kiba, Tenten, Ino

Me:

support fic writers! 

Here it is, the idea I had this morning. This is a momentous occasion because it’s my first NSFW/smut/lemon (whatever you kids are calling it these days) in years.

Title: Textual Desires

Pairing(s): NaruHina, mention of InoSai

Warnings: Now, when two people love each other very much…

“You posed nude?”

“Say it louder Forehead, I doubt they heard you in Suna. Yes, I did. Sai asked and I thought “why not”. We’ve been dating a while and I trust him. Plus,” Ino Yamanaka lowered her voice. “It was very sensual. You know better than anyone how determined he is about his art. To see that determination directed at me. His eyes on me.”

As Ino shivered delightedly, Hinata Uzumaki pressed her hands to her face to cool the flush that was overcoming her cheeks. She listened as Ino continued to explain the experience she shared with her boyfriend of several months.

She was filled with fascination over the feeling of empowerment and sexuality Ino described. Once the conversation turned to different topics – meaning talk of Ino’s sex life shifted to sex life of the only married woman among them. Hinata wasn’t overly vocal about her sex life – that level of sharing was something slightly out of her reach – but she did say that her husband always kept her satisfied and – as true to his personality – did like to surprise her.

This is my gift to all my fellow sasuhina shippers out there. I will be leaving out the old legends and bring some fresh and equally good (if not more) fanfics to spotlight.

Lavender Memories by  TheUnstableLiz

Rated T

Hinata loses her memory and Sasuke - her husband - tells her how they came to be. What I love about this fic is the gentleness with which he handles his wife and the little things he has done to prove to her that he loves her.

The Flowers, the Lone Gardener and His Wife by Daifuku Mochiin 

Rated M 

Passion, poetry and a good laugh packed in one. Just two dorks in love. This fic is a must if you want some lemony goodness and a cute Hanabi.

Fall For Me? by Sherestia

Rated T

Your typical ‘getting back to a love interest stealing friend’ with a not so typical approach. Trust me when I say this it’s nothing like any other of its kind because Hinata is kept pretty well in her character despite her wanting to grow out of her shell. Read it, I strongly recommend it.

Sweet Dispositions by Ovidae 

Rated T

The best thing about it is that the author updates 2 to 3 chapters in one update and she’s pretty regular at it too. After a one-night stand, Hinata and Sasuke are forever linked. Now she has to leave her life behind for her child and move to the Land of Lightening with Sasuke. But what started as a mistake would soon turn into something more. A bit depressing in the beginning but trust me it gets better.

Sleeping with the Enemy by College n Curls 

Rated M

The fic has already reached 1k and for a good reason too. Not many authors can pull off a fairly lemony story without it feeling like a porn. A good plot, timely updates with significant word count to satisfy the reader in you - this story has everything you want in a fic.

Last Link by MsChifSantos

Rated M

MsChifSantos does it again. Sasuke finds the last link to his brother - his son and his lover - and he will do everything in his power to protect them as he slowly falls for his nephew’s mother. But not everyone is as forgiving as she is. A strong plot line and lovely characterization, it’s a must guys.

Hyuuga and Uchiha, what can go wrong? by Thickle

Rated T

Nothing, nothing can go wrong with these two. One of the most adorable fics I have ever read and I’ve read lots. This will make you want to cuddle with Sasuke because he’s that cute.

Blastomere by themelodicshagg

Rated M

Sasuke, a sperm donor, unknowingly donates his sperm to the one girl he loves but the girl who thinks he hates her. Now expecting his child, will things work out in their favor? Don’t tell me this hasn’t piqued your interest.

My Walls Stood Painted Blue by pro-uchiha

Rated M

Only two chapters down but a very promising story. Hinata, a single mom, looking after a traumatized daughter finds a friend in her child’s teacher. it’s really good, do give it a chance.

Lack of Resistance by DeAbstract

Rated M

Sasuke is so well in character that you won’t believe it. It is one of those rare gems that you don’t forget for a long long time.

kin-kay2911′s Your Guardian Angle part 1 and part 2

Rated T and M respectively

If you’re into in-universe, action and slow building romances then this is your thing. The characterization in these fics is pretty good, a strong plot line and a not-so-irritating Karin.

Forever Entwined by Music Lover Always

Rated M

Hinata is accidentally inseminated with Sasuke’s sperm. Not she’s expecting his child but the problem is they’re both content with their married lives yet feelings are starting to develop between the two. Author’s way of writing is really refreshing. A well in character post-war Sasuke. One of my personal favorites, you will truly enjoy reading it.

A Deal With The Devil by PenCraft31.13

Rated M

This fic had me wondering: where was it hiding all this time? Yes, it is that good. A truly devilish Sasuke and a slice of Itahina, this fic will keep you on the edge on your seat.

Lys Blanc by Milkshakecat200

Rated M

It’s really good. That’s all i can say without spoiling it for you. Do check it out.

Dearly Beloved by morninglily

Rated T

Hinata is arranged to be married to Sasuke but she starts falling for his teacher. I don’t know whether it’ll end up as sasuhina or kakahina but my hopes are with sasuhina because he’s sweet in his own Sasuke way.

The Konoha Daily by Athena froofroo

Rated T

Only a single chapter so far without any hints of sasuhina but the tags say so. But it gave me a good laugh and thus earned its spot in this list.

In The Light by Mizu79

Rated M

All of the author’s fics are really good but this one is just splendid. A good blend of angst and romance. Sasuke and Hinata are imprisoned in a cell together but soon realize that they’re each other’s only chance at freedom. Soon feelings are involved as they give their all to protect one another.

Switch-A-Roo by Ink Child

Rated T

Ink Child produces one of the best sasuhina stories and this one here is no exception. All cutness and hearts, it’ll surely melt you.

Runaway by Ink Child

Rated M

Another entry by our favorite author. Naruto dies in an accident leaving behind two children and a heart broken wife. Now Hinata comes face to face with the one person whose disappearance had caused her husband great distress all those years. But she soon realizes why Naruto cherished his best friend so much. Beautifully constructed. Will make you cry and laugh. And it’s complete. 

The Forsaken Heirs by Voyna

Rated M

Another arranged marriage scenario but with a different take. Very dark and angsty. The author has captured Hinata’s misery so well that it actually hurts. Try it, you won’t regret it. 

Surnames and Shelters by GoatVille 

Rated M

A High School fanfic that’s actually good. Hinata is Sasuke’s new roommate and things… happen. Read it yourself and find out. 

The War Among Us by downtomars

Rated T

Post-war sasuhina in which Madara emerged victorious. What draws me the most is the mystery of their past love. Nothing much is revealed and the little hints here and there leave you wanting more.

Artichoke Heart by pluushie

Rated M

Beautifully constructed slice-o-life fic that you’ll surely have great time reading. Guaranteed. Both Sasuke and Hinata are truly a delight to read in this one. One of my personal favorites.

A Hundred Evils by GoldKing

Rated M

One of THE BEST fanfics i have ever read. This fic will affect you like none other. You’ll have the urge to bawl out your eyes when you read this because it is that sad. Hinata,s misery is captured so well that it’ll physically hurt you. The only thing I don’t like about this fic is that the author takes too long to update. But don’t be disheartened by her absence, they do show up once a year and bring a long update to make up for it.

The one year affair by tamarindblue

Rated T

My favorite fanfic of all times. Everything about this fic just pulls at your heartstrings and the ending will make you curl into yourself and cry. Sasuke’s love for Hinata is so palpable that for a moment you’ll forget that they’re not an actual thing. Beautifully worded, an underappreciated masterpiece. You have to try it guys. It’s soooo good. complete

***SHOT STORIES ( not necessarily fresh but all my favorite )***

Don’t Speak by schizophrenic-twilight-lover ( one-shot )

Their Obligation by  SoothsayerOfTheVale ( one-shot, so far)

hills ablaze by sumireh (one-shot )

What the Storm Brought In by Ink Child ( Three-shot )

Mi fortuna son mis hijos y mis padres by El Reino ( one-shot )

The Cast Aways by downtomars ( Three-shot )

One Way Or Another by The Funky Potato ( one-shot )

Frat Boys by Voyna ( one-shot )

Flower Fields by eishi ( one-shot )

Elliot Grace And Theories’ Kryptonite series  ( one-shot x 3)

These Are the Facts by Sunfreak ( one-shot )