a fine speckle of freckles

"mornings are for coffee and contemplation"

"it's called code shut your mouth"

"I'm stealthy, like a ninja"

"I'm chill!"

"Science is neat, but I'm afraid it's not very forgiving"

"If anyone asks where I am, I have left the country"

"Why are you keeping the curiosity door locked?"

"Mouth-breather!"

"Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind"

"Am I dreaming or is that you Harrington? / Yeah it's me don't cream your pants"

"If we're both going crazy, then we'll go crazy together right? / Yeah crazy together"

"So, Jonathan, how was the pullout?"

"Just curious why all of a sudden you look like some MTV punk"

"Farrah Fawcett spray? / Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I told you that and your ass is grass"

“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”