Chester's #1 fan

yes absolutely

i cant take it

cw: pegging!!! don’t like don’t read, kinda mean reader?, chris calls reader mama + mommy one time, he sucks readers tits at the end, edging, uhhhh i think that’s all

lowercase is intentional, this isn’t proof read!

not just height or dick size (well yes ofc) but BIG men

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

and i am doing art and music for gcse

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

I can sing

I was in my school choir

ALL of my writing is handwritten and then OCR'd into text

He's like, our grandfather's cousin or something, but we've never met him or anything

Probably not of much interested especially since I know he was accused of some not very cool things (not that we ever cared to pay much attention, since again we never interacted with him personally), but it's a fact about us that most people don't know 🤷

@calamity-collective @depressedquetzal @interstellar-espresso @thedeltavessel /nf

I have 8 nieces and nephews, 2 I’ve never met, 1 I only see on Halloween cause they trick or treat at my house.

The oldest two are 11 and 13 and the youngest is only a few months old

The way my family works is like a promotion system, so say you have a cousin who’s going to have a baby, the cousins of said cousin become aunts and uncles, the aunts and uncles become grandparents, and the nieces and nephews become cousins.

@spineless-lobster @coffin-dwelling-tramp @wizardshark

@meelonsquid @strange-nerd-boy @argentleif

@paste-pancakes @sarinalmk @i-m-verysad

I hate cheese like the taste and the texture and the smell are just weird and gross to me idk

@polyamoryfan9784 @kutie106 @totally-not-a-commie

@cosyfroggo @crispwormsoda @harbinger-of-silly

i ate rocks once when I was younger

uhh i really hate eating at restaurants it’s too public and loud and i don’t like ordering and i have a lot of texture issues with foods lol

ummmm umm.. not about me but about my pets.. ive had two cats and both of them are really big for cats?? like theyre just Large. not fat or anything just like.. big. idk !!!!

Open Tagsssssss

I can't eat too much peanut butter otherwise i get diarrhea and throw up. And I am learning japanese so I can play more unlocalized Otome games, i can actually read almost all hiragana at a glance like english(i just don't know what most of it means lol)

hmm... i don't really know actually... i guess the fact that i naturally have a pretty high caffeine tolerance something a little unpredictable, especially given my username ˙𐃷˙

Something I very rarely talk about here is that i love learning languages! (at least when I'm in the mood for it lol)

I taught myself modern Greek when I was 12 - which helped me when I started learning ancient Greek as well - which is something I find really cool :)

As of now I'm fluent in Italian (native language so obv) and English (C2 level), I can read/understand most French and Spanish, some Greek and Portuguese, plus some general knowledge of German and Swedish

I've also tried getting into slavic languages bc I LOVE the culture but for some reason I cannot learn a thing 😭

But yeah haha

all this in addition to my hyper flexibility and my back being legitimately Built Different (hahaha it’s an inward curve from scoliosis) makes me incredibly flexible in a deeply off-putting way and pretty freaking good at dance

tags!: @yourlocalbadgerscales @lady--hibiscus @sunchasingthestar @raeprise @sweetlittlelizbian @swanboyy @simonsays-begaydocrime

I make my own pins for fandoms I'm in and there's almost always some sort of ink on my skin, either from making said pins or just straight up drawing on myself :)

uhh lets see. did i mention to yall that im proficient in nunchucks

hmmm

Oh I got one. My mom is pregnant and I'm getting a baby sister

but uhm i have three dead siblings and two alive ones.

Anyway. My WHOLE family was/is into gothic culture at some point. Aunts, uncles, cousins, my mom, my sister, basically all our lineage ! It's pretty cool

okay so I use to play cricket and did it for 2 years, I collect porcelain dolls and i like fishing tbh :P