BREAKING NEWS!
âAnd tonight you join us from the south side of Cherry Township where we, along with its citizens, mourn the loss of one young, WILLIAM ROCKS. Billy, as his friends knew him, was only seventeen years old - a soon-to-be senior at South Side High School - but last night, his life was cut short on the tracks that mark the dividing line between Cherry Proper and the South Side.Â
While some believe foul play to be the cause of young Billyâs tragic death, a recently released toxicology report has raised new suspicions; suspicions that infer, perhaps, Billyâs death was caused by AN OVERDOSE of what those on the streets are calling, âTHIRD EYEâ - a new, designer drug making its way through Cherry Township.Â
Some say itâs a harmless psychedelic - others claim that itâs just as dangerous as any other Schedule I drug on the market - but the group divide only splits further among debate of where this new, âThird Eye,â is being supplied from: THE SOUTH SIDE, OR THE PROPER.
Wherever âThird Eyeâ originated, one thing is for sure: THE CITIZENS OF THE SOUTH SIDE ARE USING THIS TRAGIC EVENT AS A FIRESTARTER for their campaign to expand South Side access to the Cherry Public Health Funding - and their access to the local government. Rumor has it HASIM ERDOGANÂ has already begun to prepare for his campaign for Mayor - the only question is, WILL HARVARD HARGROVE II, INTERIM MAYOR, LET THE POSITION SLIP FROM HIS FINGERS FOR A SOUTH SIDER?
Weâll be keeping you updated on young William Rocksâ case as we get new information - and on the race for the Mayorâs seat - but until thenâŚ? Stay safe, Cherry.Â
This is Gail Geller, signing off.â











