Join The Haze

Okay, okay, okay! I know that it’s been a couple of years since “Rowling In The Deep” became so successful… but it’s definitely been a while since I’ve gotten to really sit down and write something epic.

This song is a parody to Lorde’s “Royals”, and it is from Lord Voldemort’s perspective… which was hella fun to write!

With help from my lovely friend Karyn (who did harmonies and mixing), I’ve got a great parody for you here :) Lyrics are below, for your enjoyment! If you love the song, please, please, PLEASE share with friends and spread the word! Thank yooouuuuu <3

-aubreefreakinsummers

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“Muggle” (parody of “Royals” by Lorde)

VS 1: I’m a Horcrux in the flesh And I’ll cast the killing curse on everybody And I’m proud of all I’ve done Well, except that kid, he’s scarred with envy

But everyone is like

Green eyes, black hair, son of James Potter Tried to kill him, but I didn’t count on a mother’s love To blow me into smithereens

And everybody’s like

Come on Voldie, you can get him next time He’s half Muggle, hit him where it hurts and kill them all Now I’m finally gonna live the dream

Chorus: And I’ll never be a Muggle (Muggle) They’re weak and I’m powerful I’ll purge the world of filth and scum Like Undesirable #1

Let me kill the half-bloods (half-bloods) And then you’ll call me Lord V And then I’ll rule (I’ll rule, I’ll rule) Let me live my fantasy

VS 2: They’ll build statues in my mold And I’ll be the biggest name at the parties And everyone who knows me knows That I’m returning Get your Dark Marks ready

But everyone is like

Green eyes, black hair, son of James Potter Tried to kill him, but I didn’t count on a mother’s love To blow me into smithereens

And everybody’s like

Come on Voldie, you can get him next time He’s half Muggle, hit him where it hurts and kill them all Now I’m finally gonna live the dream

Chorus: And I’ll never be a Muggle (Muggle) They’re weak and I’m powerful I’ll purge the world of filth and scum Like Undesirable #1

Let me kill the half-bloods (half-bloods) And then you’ll call me Lord V And then I’ll rule (I’ll rule, I’ll rule) Let me live my fantasy

Bridge: (Ooh, ooh) (spoken) I’m bigger than you ever dreamed And I’m in love with bein’ me (Ooh, ooh) Kill the Mudbloods, kill the spare, I’m Lord V and I don’t really care

Chorus: And I’ll never be a Muggle (Muggle) They’re weak and I’m powerful I’ll purge the world of filth and scum Like Undesirable #1