jade♡

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

well, y'know what they say

<nodding> awabawababa

that's right

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all