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Today is a very special day... It's Admin X's birthday! And in order to celebrate it, I want to share with you all:

🌟Nine Percent as things Admin X has said 🌟

Xukun: Ziyi is SUCH a Hippie

Linong: (omg this conversation is too awkward... Emergency resource!) Happy birthday!

Chengcheng: *shining uwu eyes* this is So ExCiTinG

Justin: am I famous yet?

Xiao Gui (trying to translate another language): women threw their children off the cliff and they (threw themselves) behind, and men (did) exactly the same

BOOGIE Wang ZIYI: iF MY LITTLE BOY STARTS SMOKING- I WILL EAT EVERY CIGARETTE. AND THEN IF HE TRIES TO BUY THEM FROM A MACHINE--- I WILL EAT THE MACHINE. I SWEAR.

Zhengting: and there I was, lypsinging moving in the shower while I deshowered myself

Zhangjing: he is my baby, so I'm his grandma

Yanjun: I'm going to play fornite. Maybe that way I find something in tinder next time. All I need now is a Dragon Ball wallpaper, although I have a T-shirt, so maybe that way I can invoke the tinder God.

if it’s not the first time you’re on this blog, don’t ask, ok. you shouldn’t be surprised. if it is your first time on this blog, then wELCOME hope you all enjoy this!!

JING PEIYAO - Artist Grandpa

>has 7 series of paintings of his farm house

>draws portraits of his grandchildren

>can’t draw flowers (he still tries his best tho)

>grandpa mubo buys his artworks (bc he supports his old baby’s art career)

ZUO YE - Youngster Grandpa

>the youngest in the group of grandpas

>some usual quotes are “when i was your age, we didn’t have this kind of things” (@ his grandchild when they’re teaching him how to use a mobile phone) and “when we were young, we didn’t have mobile phones and we played with other kids outside!” (when they don’t wanna go out to play. he’s lying because they did have mobile phones)

>that one grandpa with a loud funny laugh (and it’s really easy to make him laugh)

>tries to fit in with the youngsters by trying to act like one, but does thing like using slangs with the wrong meaning

“kid stop playing with your computer and come down already, we’re gonna eat ffs” -grandpa Zuo Ye via text. thinks ffs means French FrieS

QIN ZIMO - Otaku Grandpa

>names the animals in his farm house as anime characters

>when his grandchildren stay with him, makes them watch anime instead of children shows bc “it’s more educational and more entertaining”

>his son’s first words were “kamehameha” and he cried tears of joy. tells the story at least once everytime someone visits

>throws anime-themed birthday parties for himself where everyone has to be cosplaying

HAN MUBO - Rich Ass Grandpa

>chic grandpa. lives in a really big appartment in a skyscraper

>has the richest clothes. (lets his grandchild pick his outfits when he has important work meetings/parties and rocks even the worst combination)

>he takes good care of himself so he looks younger

>hires yanlei to cook for him (and deducts his pay everytime he adds wasabi to his food)

>has the most expensive cello he could find (it’s quality over quantity)

QIN FEN - Classic Grandpa

>follows each of grandma’s orders

>takes really long naps and it’s impossible to wake him up. you gotta let him wake up by himself. don’t worry if he’s still sleeping after 5 hours, he’s not dead

>shows off his really old car (which doesn’t even work that well anymore)

>meets other grandpas to play dominoes together (that’s a really popular grandpa hobby here- we don’t really know if it’s international tho)

BONUS: “don’t tell grandma, but if i could, i’d marry mubo”

(admin x) i was gonna make some photoshop edits of each type of grandpa but with their faces but i realized that might have been a lil too much and you guys would kill me so i didn’t, hope u like this

Admin X

Admin Y

BIAS SELFIE TAG

hello guys, this is admin x here!! i’ve been tagged in this thing SO many times on my main but i decided to post it here along with some pics of admin y and her biases, enjoy. the first two is me and the others is admin y

bonus:

now seriously akfjkafk i’ve been tagged in this thing many times but i don’t feel comfortable with sharing my pics on the internet and i don’t wanna tell every single person “hey i’m not gonna do it bc-” bc 1- they probably don’t care and 2- refer to answer 1. so i asked my twin what to do and she said “draw yourself” and i’m sure this is not what she was expecting but this is the best thing i could come up with LMAO

we saw chengcheng’s ronald mcdonald’s style fashion and justin’s italian style clothes so we made this

this is dedicated to our german exchange teacher student, Marte, who left back to Germany without saying goodbye, to keep on his work as a pizza truck guy. we hope he’ll remember us from his pizza truck, and that one day we can visit it and buy some pizza.

amen. 

justin’s italy pizza wagon (w/ mama zhengting bc he’s still young so he helps him)

chengcheng’s mcdonald’s truck (he stole ronald mcdonald’s job)

hope you guys will like it and don't forget to check out part 1!! if you don't understand some words, down you will find the cani dictionary :>

Xiao Gui

doesn't study but puffs(?) and complains when he fails (blames it on the teacher when his parents see his grades)

all the canis find his dreads cool but they don't want to get them because he'll say "they copied him and they have no personality"

always dances with the same dance move at clubs

uses words/slangs that only other canis understand

Bi Wenjun

The class clown cani

Comments "wapaaaaaaa" in every picture of his girl friends' tuenti

Cani!Justin takes after him (so he tries not to swear too much so that justin won't be like him)

once tied a lil sprout on his head and now his classmates call him lemon-head when arguing

"illo cállate ya cabesa-limón"

Lin Yanjun

Tira la caña even at your grandma when you two visit her

Your mom likes him bc he's handsome and smooth but your dad hates him for that same reason. (he insists he's sure that guy is a casanova and he probably is)

wants to take a step further in the relationship pretty fast (you had only been dating for 3 weeks)

starts all the cani trends, he's the supreme cani

Li Xikan

Makes a freestyle rap to flirt with you (and it's pretty lame)

dj wannabe

a noisy cani, he just can't shut up

the kind to say "si el xikan te basila' tú te calla' y lo asimila' " on his ig bio

Mu Ziyang

only dates people as pretty as him or a lil less pretty

actually, he dates especially people less pretty so he can feel superior

if you ask him out and he finds you pretty even if he didn't even know who you were before, he'll accept

his biggest dream is to be on Gran Hermano

Zhu Xingjie

that one cani who looks intimidating, cold-hearted and mean but is actualy a good person

he just likes reggaeton rap songs too much

doesn't want to date chonis so he doesn't even talk or look at them (and blocks them when they send him DMs in ig)

got a horrible haircut once because his favorite football player had it and it looked cool (just not on his head)

You Zhangjing

singing reggaeton 24/7

goes out every friday and dances at the club with his friends (gets shy if a girl approaches him and starts perreo. has a lil cute shy smile when that happens)

his girlfriends don't last for too long bc he's actually a softie and they leave him for other canis that are more cani

uses the fake lame temporary tattoos that come with paquetes of papas fritas and gusanitos and thinks he's cool

if you want to see the cani dictionary, keep reading!

tuenti: check out part one to know what this means ;))))

wapa: beautiful, but poorly-written

"illo cállate ya cabesa-limón": cabesa is actually written cabeza. Means "dude shut up already, you lemon-head"

Tirar la caña: 'to throw the fishing rod (at someone)'. To flirt

"si el xikan te basila' tú te calla' y lo asimila' ": "if the xikan pulls your leg, you shut up and deal with it" a swaggy rhyme that canis used back until 2012 (admin y: i keep using it LOL) not ortographically(?) correct in the spanish version

Gran Hermano: Big Brother (a reality show with a lot of big canis and chonis)

perreo: check out part one to know what this means x2 ;))))))););)

admin x

favorite member(s): cai xukun i guess bc i love so many more but i’ll mention some of those below

bias wrecker(s): i’m just gonna mention two of them (it took a great effort to choose just two): ling chao and of course fan chengcheng our boy

favorite stage: dream!! but i love all of them ok it’s just- it’s just  c h e n g c h e n g  okay

favorite singer: obvs my boy ling chao, but also zhangjing, jeffrey and zhou rui

favorite rapper: chengcheng and xukun too of course(?)

favorite dancer: you guys are gonna say i’m too biased bUT I JUST LOVE XUKUN SO MUCH he has to be everywhere

favorite mentor: jackson of course, he was one of the reasons i started watching

whose elimination made you the most sad: honestly bangbang’s and yanlei’s i’m still not over the fact that yanlei and jeffrey are apart now. yes i ship yanlei and jeffrey since the second they laid eyes on each other, change my mind EDIT BEFORE I POST I’M DYING WHERE ARE MY YUEHUA BBIES AND YANCHEN AND ZHOU RUI AND AND AND I’M :((((((((((((((((((

who would you want to be friends with the most: bu fan is already my best friend, ask admin m @ zhengtin

who is #1 friendship goals: tbh at this point every friendship there is #goals

who is hubby material: chengcheng_ i mean xukun bc i’m a loyal xukun stan forever, also i’m afraid no one will agree with me but even tho every time i look at ziyi i still see a cani, i know it’s just the look and sometimes i’m like “w o w,,,, a man™” nOT GONNA LIE EVERY MANLY MAN IS HUSBAND MATERIAL TO ME I DON’T NEED MUCH TO BE SATISFIED

who would you want to have for a brother: I DON’T KNOW :,((( justin?? zhangjing? omg having zhangjing as a brother would be hilarious

how would you react if you saw your bias (in a fansign—if it was on the street pls just leave them in peace or respectfully say something nice if they seem to be in a good mood): i’d just be like :)))))))))))))))))))))) but crying at the same time so :,))))))))))) guys that’s gonna be me if i go to monsta x’s concert. i wouldn’t know what to say LOL but i’d be happier than ever

favorite IP moment(s): when they were talking and asked about which actress would they choose if they had to act (gr8 explanations) and zhengting said “fan bingbing” because i live for chengcheng’s reactions LMAO and oBVIOUSLY when yanlei and jeffrey met and when they were eating AND THE GHOST PRANK

favorite IP look(s): any chengcheng look where you can see his two cute twin beauty marks on his neck. + ling chao’s chocolate mouth

biggest IP mood(s): zhengting walking out of that room with the face mask just to grab a slice of pizza and when they ask him to say a greeting he’s just like “greetings? hAPPY NEW YEAR :)” and he just wants to leave like that and basically that entire moment

softest IP moment(s): i don’t remember who it was but when yunyi hurt his eyes and after everyone watched the performance someone told him “your brother was very handsome/cool” and idk i was so soft because :,( i’m happy they comforted him (+ have i mentioned ling chao’s chocolate mouth?)

can you dance/sing/rap: i like to think i can sing, i can dance (but not too well LMAO) and i can’t rap at all LOL i try but i can’t

who do you look the most like: no one lmao

whose personality is most like yours: apparently and according to my twin i’d be similar to yanlei because “he’s dramatic and funny af and everyone loves him and i love you”

admin y

favorite member(s): Yanjun

bias wrecker(s): obv Chengcheng, Justin, Lu Dinghao, Wenjun,…

favorite stage:  does Banana Culture’s audition count? Because it’s so beautiful I wanna cry

favorite singer: you zhangjing, obv yanjun💕💞💟💝💗💗💟💖💞💕

favorite rapper: chengcheng oBV

favorite dancer:  chengcheng, ding zeren, lin chaoze

favorite mentor: jackson but i rlly like the others!!! they’re much nicer than in pd101 (admin x: she’s the biggest ahgase ever)

whose elimination made you the most sad: qUANZHE :’((((((((( YANLEI BC JEFFREY IS ALONE NOW 💔 all my yuehua babies and many banana culture trainees AND YANCHEN and basically everyone but this ones are the ones who made me the saddest

who would you want to be friends with the most: zhangjing definitely

who is #1 friendship goals:  bu fan and yue yue, zhangjing and yanjun (i love their interviews, i love those two)

who is hubby material: yanjun (admin x: i’m writing this without waiting for her -next to me- to tell me and she agrees bc she didnt say anything)

who would you want to have for a brother: ooo hMMMM as a little brother probably justin and as an older brother, bu fan would be fun(?)

how would you react if you saw your bias (in a fansign—if it was on the street pls just leave them in peace or respectfully say something nice if they seem to be in a good mood): i’d look at him in the eyes intensely (admin x: she’s just like yanjun omg they’re made to be together)

favorite IP moment(s): the ghost prank, the dance competition and does yanlei’s audition count? and that thai trainee whose name i don’t remember rip can someone tell me the one who made everyone start dancing(?)

favorite IP look(s): same as admin x whatever chengcheng look where u can see his twin moles, and i love dark-haired yanjun and justin should stop with the weird hairstyles

biggest IP mood(s): anything chengcheng does

softest IP moment(s): bangbang is the softest thing, bangbang clapping with his sweater paws, when they call their families :(( when jeffrey and yanlei met

can you dance/sing/rap: no

who do you look the most like: admin x: no one LMAOOO

hi guys this is our first post, you might not understand a lot of it bUT worry not, you have the cani dictionary at the end of the post then it’ll make more sense. REMEMBER before reading any of our posts and being able to take it too seriously (this is just pure meme + joking ok) read our disclaimer

Zhu Zhengting — Dalas Azahar Martínes

>has a youtube channel >only lets his fans call him dalasito >he has dated many gringas >you get hate when he introduces you in his channel as his gf >makes a 40 minute video asking fans to not send more hate to you

Bu Fan — Pedro Javier Domínguez del Monte García

>he looks tough but he loves flowers >works part-time at his aunt’s floristería (and buys flowers for his má'h everytime he gets his pay) >hands on your waist all the time >worries about your wellbeing during parties >“ci te encuentra'h mu’ hesha por'vo me pega'un gritaco de'ezoh’ mujé'h” >calls u mami cuz he’s a mamma’s boy

Cai Xukun — Rodrigo Luis Vázques

>he’s the papi of all the nenas (but blushes when they call him that) >asks u to meet at the closest plazoleta to go for a walk around the barrio >dances sevillana with you at your fiesta de los 18 >90% of his pictures on ig are him in front a mirror taking the pic with his phone covering half of his face

Fan Chengcheng — Miguel de la Rosa

>His mother calls him “chochón” >wanna-be-swaggy-rapper >his idols are lai guanlin and jbalvin >his favorite song for perreo is ginza

Wang Ziyi — Juan Sancho Suárez

>has a closet full of tracksuits in different colors >has a new girlfriend every week and each one is the best thing to have ever happened in his life >he’s been dating the current one for one day and 54 minutes and he’s known her for two days (a record on the longest time he’s known her before dating) >calls them “gorda” >has one of those really small motorbikes that his uncle gave him for his bday (he can’t drive it yet but he shows it off)

Justin — Jaime Cortez

>He likes to use swear words and use the middle finger to look cooler (and then the rest of the gang give him a tapaboca bc he’s too young to be that vulgar) >only hangs out with an older gang (aka the rest of his gente from his tuto) >he looks up to taeyong (his favorite phrase is estoy loco mi dulce coco) >his favorite food is his mom’s puchero but he tells everyone it’s actually kebap

Ling Chao — Xavier Salazar

>his real name is javier but he says it’s xavier (call him xavi) >he had over 800+ friends on tuenti (his name was xavi pakemaz tkgorda) >calls his gf princesa and even tho he doesn’t say it, expects her to call him príncipe too >makes those lame ass graffitis with a heart and the number of the day the started dating inside and below it, it says “un ∞ a tu lado princesa”

click on the ‘read more’ for the cani dictionary

NO LING CHAO PLEASE DON’T LEAVE I DO LOVE YOU THIS IS A COVER FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP BRING BACK YOUR GLORIOUS PRINCE HAIR

We are Admin X and Admin Y, and this is a new (meme) idol producer blog! we will basically just post random silly and (un)funny things about idol producer now we'll introduce ourselves individually

Admin X

Hi! I am admin X, my name is Berry :> I am a very very very loyal xukun stan i would never even glance at other trainees no wtf (admin y in the bg: oo yes yes u wtf pls ask her to show her homescreen) I will make random posts (with admin y), random videos once in a blue moon, meme moodboards, more memes... Aka a lil bit of everything. Hope you like the blog and can have fun💞

Admin Y