Rambles of a Wandering Mind

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

disco elysium dialogue tree

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

The most gentle voice I’ve ever heard In a gamechat

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad