Incredibly gay (Any pronouns)

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Seeing people calling the baby Eridians “pebbles” is so funny to me because all I can imagine is Rocky and Grace talking about random things humans do when they are bored and grace mentions that he used to throw pebbles in rivers or kick them down the street as he walked and Rocky being horrified at his statement.