what's this line for

haven't posted in a while, forgot i had an account tbh. usually when I want to shout random thoughts into the aether I go to my girlfriend, but she is sleeping so I suppose you will have to deal with me. now for tonight's fun story: I was working the till at the gas station that I work at and a child was in the store with its mother. the child asked its mother if they could get dog treats, but the mom said they do not have a dog. I thought this was humorous. also I was listening to distractable.

I thought about a really good post at work but I forgot it so just pretend I said something witty and/or relatable in the replies ok? thank youuuu:3

why is it that every design I see for an unknowable horror is just a tentacle monster? I can comprehend tentacles, I don't want a squid guy. I want something that has something resembling a form but doesn't quite have one, like those images you used to find on the internet that had a bunch of objects you could almost name, but couldn't quite. Where is my monster that makes my brain strain itself trying to figure out what I'm looking at?

does anyone even use tumblr blaze

fuck Microsoft authenticator, I have an essay due tonight that I cant turn in or finish. I just changed phones so my authenticator isn't set up on this device, which didn't matter before because I never had to use it in my last browser. But I switched browsers today so now I need the authenticator, but I cant set it up on my phone unless I'm logged in on my laptop, which I cant get into unless I use the fucking app. Student services is fucking closed.

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I have influenza A, what's the absolute fastest way for me to remove it from my body? I will consider lethal options/j

I love how games will have a boss called something like "Ganthor, Divine Master" and he takes you like 10 minutes, but then some mf called like "John from accounting" comes along and he takes 15 hours.

so I don't really know anything about the actual people on Tumblr, are you guys more like tiktok or Twitter in terms of how tolerable you are? I just wanna know if I'm gonna hate myself or have decent interactions. both is also a possibility I'm open to.

hey guys, new to Tumblr, where is the disembodied voice that reads the posts to me while someone does Minecraft parkour in the background? I'm not seeing a button for it...?