11:59 pm

This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.

i never even noticed they misspelled beetles… why did they do that? ok

Beatles…beat….like music…beat…les

beat-less? aint that the truth!! #scalpt #clapback #drag

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

“wish I could get away with wearing stuff like that” is shorthand for “I think you dress like a clown but I’m also aware that you’re cooler than me”

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

Omfg who made this where is this from???

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

Really love cosplay for being the only hobby that can have me in a sex shop and a home depot on the same day to accomplish a related goal

If colleges didn’t get paid until their graduates got paid, colleges would work a lot harder to get their graduates high paying jobs.

it costs $0.00 to stop shipping siblings romantically

disclaimer: this includes step-siblings, adoptive siblings, foster siblings, and non-siblings raised in a sibling environment! it truly is free, kids!

That purr is almost ethereal, my goodness

What in God’s name is this

this keeps getting worse