i’ll admit, i keep forgetting not everyone on the internet knows about me and that’s a really arrogant thought
so lemme fix that problem
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yo!!!!! my name is Cheesy, but you’ll probably know me on the rink/in roller derby as “No Joke”. I am a solo roller derby player and champion (who woulda thunk they exist), rollerskater, and on the occasion, i do ice skating, track, skateboarding, and i race cars, thus why my shorter bio refers to me as a “tamer of anything on wheels”.
im bisexual and i identify as a transgender masc enby that uses he/they pronouns. what the hell does that mean??? it’s complicated. i see myself as trans moreso personawise than gender wise. i don’t like the on-the-side joke teller i used to be. now im awesome and i’m never doing that shit again
i guess you could say my old funny business was my old “girly side” if you wanna be technical?? idk nonbinary is under the trans umbrella nonetheless i think so hopefully how i see myself makes sense to you
trophy is my boyfriend and i love him <3 i usually inhabit his room cuz it’s one of my happy places lol
uhhhhh besides all my skating shit (as if there’s really too much more to it) my hobbies include listening to music, patching myself up (my limbs are in constant agony especially my knees but dw abt it), going on walks, showin trophy the ropes (aka teaching him skating), and laying down/sitting in weird positions while talking to him lmao (i may be no joke but im sillyyy :P)
speaking of music, not to get “im not like the other girls” with it but unlike most stereotypical skaters, i love charli xcx, she’s my fav. her shit rocks
(heh sorry HAD to use this again i love it)
iffff you guys want my skating playlist you can find it right here btw (click on “here”)
this blog will probably just be about general daily life shit and whatever the hell else comes along with that🤙
let’s see what else uhhh dni list
oh boy have i got some shit to say about this
DO NOT INTERACT if you are a transphobe, homophobe (or any other form of bigot), here to complain about me, mention my old self, my strange identity (you can ask about it tho i’ll try my best to answer👍<3), if you are a spam bot, a creep, here to purely promote religion or politics, and generally anything similar to those fields (you know who you are)
thats probably it
i type weird lmfao
proud wearer of those little shoes with tiny wheels too
uhhhh i would use gifs but they’re all of the old me so take some of my favorites (yes they’re all self-destructive i’m fine this is just how i cope sometimes)
peace out non-jokesters✌️(fandom name pending)














