Hozier songs are like a kiss on the forehead while having a picnic in a forest at sunset or having really sacrilegious sex in a cathedral at midnight. There is no in between.
almost home

oozey mess

ellievsbear
NASA
wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH

blake kathryn
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@cheeseshits
Hozier songs are like a kiss on the forehead while having a picnic in a forest at sunset or having really sacrilegious sex in a cathedral at midnight. There is no in between.

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me: *literally says anything*
therapist: can you…. give me an example?
me, someone who has memory problems:
There are pencils that turn into plants when you’re done using them.
The ‘Sprout Pencil’ is the first sustainable pencil in the world that can be planted after use.
“We have chosen the seeds for our pencils with great care, and they germinate quickly: i.e. within 1-3 weeks, depending on the seed variety. Most plants can be grown both indoors and outdoors.”
It’s made of natural materials: the body is cedar wood, and the “lead” is a mixture of clay and graphite.
Sprout pencils are available in 22 varieties, including sunflower, mint, lavender, sage, forget-me-not, cherry tomato, sweet pea, cilantro, and wild strawberry.
What to do
“When the Sprout Pencil has become too short to write with, it is ready to be planted. Follow the simple instructions below and see your Sprout pencil sprout.”
They are also available in the colored pencil variety, which makes me oh-so-happy!
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This is fucking gold. I lost it at the joker oh no
I tried to make a vine today (by Nick Avallone)
when you try to intentionally fall but accidentally end up smacking into a ottoman which hits a table that breaks one of your moms favorite decorations : - )

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Tag yourself as a suburban white mom
#pam
u 100% do not have to do that
me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck
me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

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when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea
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@ any and all girls who feel unsafe w uber
in about a week this new app called chariot for women is coming out it’s basically uber except all the drivers are women, and it’s only for women (or males 13 and under) part of the profits goes to women’s charities and they’re trans women friendly!! even if you don’t yet present as a woman if u identify as a woman they will give you a ride no problemo so yes this sounds really great spread the word friends

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Here’s a lil cute 3 min video for you white folk on how white privilege is real, and how you can use it for good :)
This is insanely eye-opening.
My lord
what sides have we not heard before that we get to hear from you (on the new album)?
bruh, she really looked into the camera LMAO
That fourth wall break killed me omg WHAT IS THIS!!