The Life of a Lasagna Salesman.

me every day

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

how do i become a person who has a clean room and eats healthy and goes to the gym and works 42 hours a week and also writes a novel and reads for fun and goes on vacations

Delete your Twitter account.

(maintenance light that appears to depict a child hugging their mother illuminates on my car's dashboard) oh that one just comes on sometimes, not sure what it is

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

technology should've frozen when i was 13. fuck an iphone. fuck bitcoin. make more game boy advance games