𝓒𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮

Yeonjun

“Real sweet, but I wish you were sober”

Drunk words are sober thoughts, or that's what they told you. It comes down to a point where you don't know if you wanna believe it or if you'd rather pretend you never heard this saying. After all, if that was true, you wouldn't know what to do with it.

Yeonjun is your best friend. Has been for years. Through the lows and highs of life, you have been attached to each other like glue. So you truly think nothing could break your friendship.

With the exception, of course, of those damn feelings of yours.

Your sober thoughts, or at least that's what you call it for now, are the ones that scream that you love Yeonjun in ways a simple friend doesn't. No amount of alcohol could verbalise this, though. You sometimes think that they couldn't take this confession out of you even if your life was on the line.

You wouldn't dare lose him like that.

But maybe he doesn't think this way. Maybe he's not as cautious, if not paranoid, as you, or he just doesn't care that much. Or, the most probable one you love to ignore, he is just weak when he's halfway his second drink.

Whatever the case is, he talks a lot when he's drunk. Enough to compensate every word you refuse to let out. Funny enough, his drunk words are very, very similar to your sober thoughts.

And that scares you.

He says things that are way too sweet. No teasing, no joke, no flirting even, it doesn't even seem like he realises what he says. Soft voice and glossy eyes make the death of you when he says everything your heart already let you know months ago. He shamelessly says everything you cowardly don't.

But the bravery never goes along for too long. Soon enough he is blacked out on his sofa and, when he wakes up, he just complains of a headache and asks you if you want something to eat.

He never owns any of his previous words. He never initiates the "we need to talk" conversation. He doesn't even avoid eye contact or let the blush take over his skin. He shows no sign of ever remembering what he said. No acknowledge of how he gave you hope and despair in a single night for the nth time.

You don't know what would happen if he were to be true to his words. It frightened you, but it also made you excited. It seemed honest. He talked like he knew what love was every time he looked at you. It was lovely. You just wished it was sober words on sober thoughts.

✦ ✦ ✦

Soobin

“i can't help but imagine what maybe could've happened if you weren't just an online love”

Soobin knew his lifestyle wasn't appropriate to a love life, at least not now.

He knew that if he were to date someone, it would be years down the line. And that even then, it would be hard. But he never really gave this thought too much attention. Why would he? No one had caught his heart just yet. He so foolish thought that maybe he was somehow protected from love. He had never felt anything so real for anyone, so maybe the universe was helping him and his career at first.

But then it happened.

He met you.

That was his downfall. The sweetest and most beautiful ruin ever. It was a poetic heart break, one he couldn't even be mad at. You were the one who made him fall in love with no where to land. But it felt like flying. It was so lovely, so gentle.

He wished a lot of things. He wanted you to stop being so kind, so maybe he could gain a bit of his dignity back. He wanted you to ghost him a bit, so he could get hurt and then move on. You never did what he wanted you to, though. You were always there, just a message away, always prohibiting him being in denial any longer.

That was other thing. You were as distant as a phone call could get. He couldn't knock on your door, he couldn't hug you or hang out with you. You were nothing but a beautiful image in a tiny screen, and he was nothing but a soothing voice that resonated through your speakers. The beauty and the curse of technology, he guesses. Good enough to connect, bad enough to always make him want more.

That was probably the worst part. Even if, at the end of the day, he layed in his best and daydreamed about a day where it'd be okay for him to love publicly, there would be the challenge of distance. He could never fully imagine it. There was always something in the way. He didn't even have the luxury of dreaming of you.

If only you weren't an online love

✦ ✦ ✦

Beomgyu

“I remember you and me, yeah I remember everything”

Beomgyu should be able to just forget. So many years have passed since then. But he still remembers. He remembers everything.

He was a kid back then. Young, dumb, wild and free. The days where he was able to play on the street and his biggest worry was to try to fake a fever so he didn't have to go to school. Most memories from that were blurry, but there is one thing he remembers quite well.

You.

You were around his age, he's not sure. Now that he thinks of that, he never bothered to ask you how old you were. Neither did you. But in every picture, that weren't many, you seemed to have the same height and the same puffy cheeks every kid has. So he just always assumed you shared the same age.

You lived in the same street as him. Both of you were the only kids in the neighbourhood, so it was only natural that you stuck to each other like glue. You didn't go to the same school, but you'd always find each other after coming home. Play a little bit on the hot pavement, help each other do the homework in your house and eat something at his. A routine that seemed to repeat itself every day. But he was so content with it. It felt like everything he needed.

Till this day, he was sure that was all he still needed.

After a few years, your family moved away to a different city. But that was no problem as you swore you'd keep in touch. And you did, as best as a child could. You sent a few letters to him. He still has most of them, except for one, that he lost after trying to read on his way home, in the rain. The letters were in a small box in the back of his wardrobe. Your letter was horrible and your updates didn't really tell him anything. But it still brought a smile to his face. He wonders if you still have any of the letters he sent you.

That's pretty much every physical memory he has of you, everything he has to convince him you weren't a product of his imagination. He wanted to have more, and maybe he would have if only he was a bit more insistent. But he changed schools, got new friends and found out math was his biggest enemy. Little by little life got busier, more serious. And, somewhere down the line, there was no space to entertain a friendship that screamed youth. After a while, your letters stopped coming in as well.

It was time he had forgotten it. You had been a dear friend to him, but that was it. He was way too young to understand anything, and now he was way too old to think about it. But then, he is twenty and something with friends who are also grown, and he hears one say that he never fell in love before. The other one says that he did, but it was so complicated that it wasn't worth it in the end.

He finds it weird. Sometimes, he still writes a few letters to you. He never admits it and he definitely never sent it to you at all - he didn't even know if you still lived there - but he does it when he wants to think. Or when he misses you. In his letters, he finds out how lucky he was. While someone was in his late 20s and still didn't find love, he was fortunate enough to do so as a little kid. And his other friend was wrong. Love wasn't complicated. He remembers it being easier than learning how to write. Or maybe it was complicated, actually. After all, he did have everything with you just to spend the rest of his life without it.

✦ ✦ ✦

Taehyun

“I can't be your lover on a leash every other week, when you please. I can't be the kiss you don't need”

At first, Taehyun was thrilled. You loved him!! What a great time to be alive it was. You loved him, he loved you, and now you were together. Life really couldn't get any better.

So, of course, it got worse.

At first, he thought it was the honeymoon phase fading away. But maybe it was even worse than that, as he now recalls all the memories and can't even remember you being passionate about him at all. You would always pick up his calls and talk to him for hours, but you barely sent any message of your own. You would hold his hand when he reached out, but would always be the one to take it away as well. You said you loved him. That was cruel. You didn't mean it.

It took him a while to realise it. He was so infatuated, so head over heels, that he didn't pick on any of those hints before. It never crossed his mind that maybe you were with him not because you wanted him, but because you wanted someone.

So you left. And came back. And left, and came back, and all of that over and over again. Taehyun, being as in love, as naive as he was, thought that maybe you actually wanted him and just didn't know that yet. Or maybe you weren't good at dealing with feelings. Whatever it was, he thought he could handle it.

But every time you left, it was because you didn't love him anymore (he highly doubts you ever did). You always managed to find someone new. Maybe you liked the adrenaline more than you liked the idea of love. Maybe you liked the feelings while they were new.

And every time you came back, it wasn't because you missed him. It was because the fresh feelings of your previous relationship were starting to rot, and Taehyun was, apparently, the only one that loved you no matter how much time passed. But it could never be enough, as soon you'd be gone again.

He swore he'd be over it. He couldn't take it anymore. You were making a wound on him that would never close, bleeding him dry. He wanted to choose himself at least this once. But then you look at him again, wanting a little bit of attention, and he thinks he could die like this. He thinks he will.

✦ ✦ ✦

Hueningkai

“Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty”

Hope is the first step to a broken heart.

Hueningkai didn't want to believe it at first. Hope could be the lead to a future you were part of, after all. There were signs. He wasn't delusional, he wasn't hallucinating: he truly thought he had a chance to win your heart.

There were moments you looked at him a bit too long to call it friendly. You complimented him with a voice too soft to say it was casual. You were always around, your touch burning his skin and leaving an eternal mark. He could feel your presence even when you weren't there. It really was that strong.

You gave him your sweater once. It didn't fit him that well, and he wasn't even that cold, but you gave it to him anyways. And he shouldn't overanalyse it. But he did. He noticed your touch lingering a bit more than it should, your eyes smiling before your lips, you saying the sweater fit him better.

He could've sworn there were signs.

But he also saw you with someone else. Doing all the things he thought, he dreamt, that were exclusive of you two. Sitting too close when watching a movie, leaning towards them when you laughed, reaching for their hand even when it wasn't necessary.

That damn sweater, too.

Everything that happened to him, everything that gave him hope of something more, was being reproduced once again in front of his eyes. But better. With a different glint in your face. And then it hit him.

You gave Kai your sweater, but that didn't really mean anything. Not when there was someone else that gained the same with a whole different meaning. They were receiving a quiet act of love while Hueningkai just received some polyester.

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Heeseung

Showering together:

Obviously in a nonsexual way

Just as a way to be there for each other

Intimacy and trust

It started when he came back home way too tired and you offered to wash his hair for him

He was almost sleeping while you were helping him

But he felt so loved, so safe

And since then, it's just tradition at this point

You guys washing each other's hair when one is too tired to properly function

Sometimes taking full baths together

His favourite part is definitely getting to dry your hair

If your have a specif hair routine, he would love to do it for you

Trust ☝🏻

Playing games together:

This can go two ways

If you already know how to play, he'll be SO happy

Anything is an excuse for him to game with you

"I don't have a schedule today so we should play"

"I'm between schedules so we should use this time to play"

"I literally shouldn't even be talking to you but hey- wanna play?"

That's how it goes

But if you don't know how to, he'll be more than happy to teach you

Gives you the remote and covers your hands with his to teach you

Finds it cute when you're stressing over what to do

Even when you just broke his car for the fifth time on cyberpunk

Genuinely likes to just be next to you, playing and laughing together on the same couch

If it's a 1v1 game, he might lose on purpose to let you happy

Jay

Cooking together:

Everyone saw this coming

Like please

One of his love languages is cooking for you

Whenever you're too tired or busy to cook for yourself, he does it for you

Sometimes he does it just because

And although he loves to be there to cook for you

He has to admit he likes it more when you're there with him

Just you and him cooking something together

A song playing on the background

Him taking your hand and spinning you around when the food is on the stove

You hugging him from behind when he's chopping the vegetables

Moments like these make him think that this is what love is supposed to be like

Watching the sunrise/sunset:

This is so old married couple core

But he loves it so so much

I mean, just picture it

You guys drinking coffee/tea/whatever together

Sitting down in the balcony

The sun setting down slowly

You talking to him about anything and everything

The golden sunreys hitting your skin delicately

And he's just admiring you

Just... happy to be alive and with you

He gets to see you like this

Happy, healthy, in love and with him

He just feels so lucky

Like he could do this every day

And if that's a decision he can make, he'd genuinely choose to do so

Jake

Taking the long way home:

He likes to pick you from your classes/work

Especially if it's late at night

Because of safety reasons, of course

But also because that means he can spend a little while with you

And he particularly loves when it's getting dark and the world is quieting down

When it feels like it's just you and him

If it's too far from home, he'll drive you

But if it's close enough, he'd like to walk by foot

He's taking all the time he can get with you

He's also not wasting any chance to hold your hand and have you walk close to him

Tying his tie:

Since he started dating you, he also started wearing more ties

He's always trying to wear them now

Even if he's risking looking too formal on an event

Simply because he never puts his tie on by himself

You always help him

And this habit of yours started by accident

He truly didn't know how to tie a tie first

You didn't know either, but you tried to help

And then you got to be way too close to him

You smiled when you messed it up and he held you by the waist

After that, he realised that he needed to have you close, helping him get ready like this way more times

Now he knows how to tie his own tie

But it doesn't matter

Because he'll always approach you with a smile and a "can you help me?" speech

Sunghoon

Late night calls:

That happens every time you guys are apart

Especially when he has late schedules or is on tour

He needs to talk to you at least once a day

So when the day is particularly busy

He still will find at least five minutes just to call you

Tries to call you every time before you go to bed

He wants to wish you a good night and hear what your day was like

Even if time zones are in the way

And if the only time he can call you is like 3 am for him

He'll still do it

He truly can't go a day without hearing your voice

Really specific scenario idk how to sum up:

Sunghoon with glasses, right

We all agree with that

Now imagine sunghoon accidentally sleeping with his glasses on

On the sofa, for example

He was watching a movie with his glasses on and accidentally fall asleep

And you go and take his glasses off

He swears it's the same feeling of when he was a child and his parents would take him to his bed after he fell asleep on the living room

It's something so small but it makes him feel so loved

He starts doing this on purpose sometimes

He wasn't even wearing his glasses, but now that he'll try to sleep he'll put them on

And every time he feels you taking his glasses off, he needs to hold back a smile

Sunoo

Watching movies together:

His ideal type of date if we're being honest

He loves to go out with you and do fancier things

Or things that are a bit more adventurous

But a movie date has never failed before

He loves to be with you under the blankets

Organise a movie marathon that both of you know you aren't going to complete

And just watch the same movie you both have watched at least thirty times now

It's very classic, maybe a bit predictable

But it makes him so, so happy to share a moment like this with you

His favourite part?

When you fall asleep on him

He might wake up with back pain the next day

But it's so worth it

Having lunch together:

I feel like he would love this

Bring able to share at least one meal every day

Even if the schedule's too tight or if you're apart

As long as you both are in the same country, he thinks it's totally reasonable for him to meet you

Just so he could have lunch with you

There are times where he goes to your campus/work place

And there are other times where he invites you to the company

On luckier days you both are able to go to a nicer place

But sometimes, all that is left for you two is to eat a sandwich and drink half a bottle of juice in ten minutes

No matter the circumstances though, he's always happy to just be with you for a while

Talk a little, eat something good, maybe walk around for a bit if possible

It brings him this domestic sense of peace, like he found a home that isn't a place

Jungwon

Cleaning together:

This is like really really domestic

But imagine like

You both cleaning the dishes together

He washes it and you dry it

And every other task as well

Cleaning the living room together

Folding clothes together

Just doing whatever needs to be done together

Doing it while you talk about the new movie that is coming out on theaters next week and you wanna see it

Or about a funny moment with the boys earlier

Or about something that your friends told you

Just casual conversation

With domestic actions

Those are the highlights of Jungwon's days tbh

Where he gets to be just a normal person living a normal life

You make him feel at ease like this

Waking up early:

Because of his job, he needs to wake up at really early hours sometimes

And at the beginning, he insisted that you could keep on sleeping

But you always insisted on waking up with him

He tried his best to be as silent as a ninja so you could rest a little more

But no matter what, you'd always try to wake up early as well

Just so he had company during the first hours of the day

So that led you both to eat breakfast together at two am, just a few minutes before the staff came to pick him up

At first, he felt a bit guilty for keeping you awake at the most insane hours

But then you smiled at him so brightly that he wondered if the sun wasn't visiting him a bit earlier this time

And now this is one of his favourite moments:

To spend a little while with you, away from the world, experiencing your love

NI-KI

Shopping together:

Lowkey one of his favourite dates ever

When you and him just go to any shopping mall

And you just go buy stuff

He doesn't need anything else to be happy

Loves when you find clothes for him

He likes to see how focused you get trying to find him a shirt he'll like

And he also loves to buy you stuff

Gets genuinely so happy when he sees that you like whatever he chose for you

Maybe even matching stuff

I can see him buying subtle matching stuff

And he just gets so giddy and happy overall

Like, let's say he bought you guys matching keyrings

And then he sees you having it on your backpack the next time you guys meet

Something so simple that gets him so happy

Alone together:

Sometimes, he needs quieter days

Where he barely talks and where he feels like the world has decided to be a bit more silent too

But he always wants you around for this

So it comes the idea of alone together

Where each of you is doing something by yourselves

But still in the same room

Quality time, if you will

Sometimes he's drawing something

And you're reading a book

And it's been so long that you think that, if you were to speak, your voice would come raspy

But your head is on his lap

He has a tiny smile on his lips

And it feels like the universe has finally found its equilibrium

It feels like what life should be like

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Bang Chan

Acts dramatic for the sake of it

"cant believe my own partner replaced me with an inanimate object :("

"are you ignoring me :("

"do you really prefer wolfchan :("

But he's doing all of that just to annoy you

He can't even say it with a straight face

In all honesty, he finds it cute

You're giving him cuteness aggression

Has thousands of photos of you cuddling your plushie to sleep

Finds it the sweetest thing ever

Lee Know

You were spending so long with your leebit

But now it suddenly disappeared

You've already searched your entire house

And still couldn't find it

I wonder what happened...

Anyways !

Now you've got no other option than to spend all your time with the real thing

Read: Lee Minho

And if you find leebit drowned in socks at his apartment later on?

No idea how that happened

But he's gonna disappear again lmao

Changbin

He's so dramatic about this

Sighing so loudly

Giving "my partner has left me" speeches

Will sit down on the other end of the sofa

Just looking and pouting

But the funniest part is that he refuses to admit he's being dramatic

That's a very reasonable reaction after all

You're the one who's underreacting the fact you prefer a plushie over your very strong very smart and very right there boyfriend

Hyunjin

You're ignoring him for the sake of a plushie ?

Oh that's fine

He's just gonna kidnap the skzoo

Hold it hostage and only release it after you do what he's demanding

(to cuddle him

for an hour

in the very least)

After the negotiations are done, he'll give you back the mini him

For now

Han

Also gets dramatic

Like, very

But he embraces it

Fake cries, threatens quokka and does everything in his power

At this point he even forgets that his sworn enemy (skzoo) is taking the love of his life (you) away from him

He's just tryna see how dramatic he can get

It's a challenge that no one dared him to do, but he still wants to win

Felix

One of the grief stages is bargain

So he'll bargain

He'll bake you brownies!

He'll let you win on mario kart!!

He'll give you a signed I.N photocard!!!

Just please pay attention to him 😭

If it doesn't work out

Well

Let's see if you can stay paying attention at bokkari if Felix throws himself over you next

Seungmin

You can't answer because you're too busy with puppym?

That's fine

He can't answer you either

Dwaekki is calling him

He unironically would buy another skzoo and spend his time with it

Just to piss you off 😭

The message he's trying to send is crystal clear

Eventually, you give up on the skzoo

And only then he'd throw his away

I.N

???

Why'd you even do that?😭

He'd understand it if he was on tour

And you missed him or something

That'd be really cute actually

But he's right there??

Why'd you prefer a plushie over your actual boyfriend??

He's not even annoyed or jealous or whatever

He's straight up judging you

Side eyeing you every time you get the skzoo lmao

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Bang Chan

Honestly, I think this is something he would find out before dating you

Man knows everyone in the whole entertainment industry

Ofc he knows who you are

If anything, the way you both got to know each other more was through working together to make a stray kids song

Overall, I think he would love to have a partner in the industry

Even if you never get to be on stage

Simply because you understand him more than other people do

You know how music is essential and demanding at the same time

Your job probably makes him feel more connected to you

He likes to joke that you're the newest member of 3Racha

Always sends you songs he made your you to listen

And wants you to do the same

You can send him an audio at 1AM and bro will listen to it right away, ready to give you his opinion and advice (and praise)

Lee Know

Poor stray kids and stay

They will be listening to the songs you worked on nonstop

He just happens to be your biggest supporter 🤷🏻‍♀️

Has a whole 10 hours playlist with all of your work

Knows every lyric even if they aren't Korean

And he also enjoys dancing to it very much

Even if the song doesn't have a choreo, he likes to make up his own by listening to what you did

Probably invented a few trends with your songs because of it lmao

He also listens to it a lot when he's on tour

Even if it's not your voice that he's listening to, it's still you somewhat

He just wants to feel close to you

Asks you to sing or play the songs you produced

Might or might not have a small compilation of audios of you singing when he's way too homesick

(And if you wrote his favourite song, he would definitely have an audio of you singing it)

Changbin

Sees you as a very big inspiration

The amount of times he listened to one of your songs so he could get out of creative block is crazy

If anything, he probably already saw you as a role model before even getting to personally know you

Imagine the seo changbin fan boying you

If you write for other K-pop groups/soloists, he's probably trying to make references of what you wrote in his own rap

Fans always think he's talking about a certain idol or something but he really is just trying to include you in his work😭

And he would beg to have at least one stray kids song cowrote by you

Like literally begging

He needs to have one small Collab with you at least once

And will get a little pouty every time you can't work with skz because you're with another group at the moment

Hyunjin

Loves to have songwriting dates with you

Usually releases the songs you both write (with your permission ofc) as a skz-recorder

Stays are starting to wonder who is that composer/songwriter who is behind every single song Hyunjin is in lmao

I remember he said that one of his goals for 2024 was to produce more

So he will 100% seek your advice and even ask for some particular lessons at times

And he is always a little bit shy when he's about to show you what he's been working on

Because he feels like you are THE songwriter

And you're also his partner so like

Your opinion is a very big deal

And he's also so excited when you let him listen to a preview of your newest work

Is always awestruck

(Any song of yours would be his favourite lmao, and the best part of it is that he means it)

Han

He would LOVE to have a partner in the industry

Or just connected to art somehow, even if it's just a hobbie

I mean, look at his lyrics

Bro inhales and exhales art

The fact that you understand this side of him and even share this interest is so what he needed

He's also very very helpful when you need to write songs

I see late night dates in the studio

Even when any of you is far away for whatever reason

It can be 2am in Korea, he will be on his phone more than willing to listen to you brainstorm

Brainstorming with Han would be very fun overall lmao

It's either going to be the most sentimental thing to ever exist or it's going to be complete nonsense lmao

Oh and he would also make a lot of references to things you wrote

And would be so so so so happy if you ever made a reference to a work of his

Felix

I remember he said once that if he wasn't an idol, he would like to be a professional songwriter

So the fact that YOU are a songwriter/producer

He kinda loves you a little bit too much

One thing he loves is to understand your thought process

If you ever let him see your notes,he will try his best to understand every little thing

Even if it's only words with no correlation all over the page

He loves to know how your mind works

And he wants to know where the inspiration comes from!

(If it's from him he will never shut up about it)

Loves to know the stories behind each one of your works

He feels like he gets to know you a little more every time he listens to something that is yours

Is always covering one of your songs on lives

Seungmin

Literally everything you could've asked for, both in the dating aspects and in professional aspects

He makes sure you never overwork but will never restrain you from your work

Like, he knows that sometimes the inspiration comes at 2AM. He won't shut off your notebook, he'll be up with you and guarantee you don't stress

And he's your most honest critic

If you need help with rhymes, structure, chords or whatever, he is there

(After dating him you rarely browse anything at Google anymore, seungmin always understands the specific vibes you want)

And if you are a songwriter/ composer who doesn't know how to sing (that's me criticising myself) he always volunteers to make the demo for your songs

As I said, everything you could've ever asked for in a partner and coworker

I.N

Now this one

The moment he discovered he was begging to see some of your work

It's crazy how many of your songs were included in the playlist he has of songs that remind him of you😭

Talk about soulmates

I also believe that he would love to help you with songs

Give him one chance and this man is already with a notebook open trying to come up with the best verse ever

But he really likes to hear you brainstorm as well

Just you in your comfort zone really makes him admire you

And he loves how he can feel closer to you

Just reading the lyrics you wrote ou listening to the beat you produced makes him feel like he is meeting you for the first time again

Always having a new impression of you

Will also sing any demos you want him to!

Masterlist | you'll probably like: if skz wrote a song for you

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Bang Chan

Acts dramatic for the sake of it

"cant believe my own partner replaced me with an inanimate object :("

"are you ignoring me :("

"do you really prefer wolfchan :("

But he's doing all of that just to annoy you

He can't even say it with a straight face

In all honesty, he finds it cute

You're giving him cuteness aggression

Has thousands of photos of you cuddling your plushie to sleep

Finds it the sweetest thing ever

Lee Know

You were spending so long with your leebit

But now it suddenly disappeared

You've already searched your entire house

And still couldn't find it

I wonder what happened...

Anyways !

Now you've got no other option than to spend all your time with the real thing

Read: Lee Minho

And if you find leebit drowned in socks at his apartment later on?

No idea how that happened

But he's gonna disappear again lmao

Changbin

He's so dramatic about this

Sighing so loudly

Giving "my partner has left me" speeches

Will sit down on the other end of the sofa

Just looking and pouting

But the funniest part is that he refuses to admit he's being dramatic

That's a very reasonable reaction after all

You're the one who's underreacting the fact you prefer a plushie over your very strong very smart and very right there boyfriend

Hyunjin

You're ignoring him for the sake of a plushie ?

Oh that's fine

He's just gonna kidnap the skzoo

Hold it hostage and only release it after you do what he's demanding

(to cuddle him

for an hour

in the very least)

After the negotiations are done, he'll give you back the mini him

For now

Han

Also gets dramatic

Like, very

But he embraces it

Fake cries, threatens quokka and does everything in his power

At this point he even forgets that his sworn enemy (skzoo) is taking the love of his life (you) away from him

He's just tryna see how dramatic he can get

It's a challenge that no one dared him to do, but he still wants to win

Felix

One of the grief stages is bargain

So he'll bargain

He'll bake you brownies!

He'll let you win on mario kart!!

He'll give you a signed I.N photocard!!!

Just please pay attention to him 😭

If it doesn't work out

Well

Let's see if you can stay paying attention at bokkari if Felix throws himself over you next

Seungmin

You can't answer because you're too busy with puppym?

That's fine

He can't answer you either

Dwaekki is calling him

He unironically would buy another skzoo and spend his time with it

Just to piss you off 😭

The message he's trying to send is crystal clear

Eventually, you give up on the skzoo

And only then he'd throw his away

I.N

???

Why'd you even do that?😭

He'd understand it if he was on tour

And you missed him or something

That'd be really cute actually

But he's right there??

Why'd you prefer a plushie over your actual boyfriend??

He's not even annoyed or jealous or whatever

He's straight up judging you

Side eyeing you every time you get the skzoo lmao

Masterlist | you'll probably like: you crying because of a character/show

Daily click

Reminder this is just fiction!! I'm not trying to portray real life and you shouldn't believe that this is how the members actually are. This is just for the vibe and the delulu!

Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @sleepyleeji @jinnie-ret @sheraayasherrecs @rockstarkkami @urlocalmultigroupfan @aeinzzzketchup @queenofdumbfuckery @sarita-sunday @lezleeferguson-120 @chimmyn0chu @sspersonally @enhacolor @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx

Bang Chan

Acts dramatic for the sake of it

"cant believe my own partner replaced me with an inanimate object :("

"are you ignoring me :("

"do you really prefer wolfchan :("

But he's doing all of that just to annoy you

He can't even say it with a straight face

In all honesty, he finds it cute

You're giving him cuteness aggression

Has thousands of photos of you cuddling your plushie to sleep

Finds it the sweetest thing ever

Lee Know

You were spending so long with your leebit

But now it suddenly disappeared

You've already searched your entire house

And still couldn't find it

I wonder what happened...

Anyways !

Now you've got no other option than to spend all your time with the real thing

Read: Lee Minho

And if you find leebit drowned in socks at his apartment later on?

No idea how that happened

But he's gonna disappear again lmao

Changbin

He's so dramatic about this

Sighing so loudly

Giving "my partner has left me" speeches

Will sit down on the other end of the sofa

Just looking and pouting

But the funniest part is that he refuses to admit he's being dramatic

That's a very reasonable reaction after all

You're the one who's underreacting the fact you prefer a plushie over your very strong very smart and very right there boyfriend

Hyunjin

You're ignoring him for the sake of a plushie ?

Oh that's fine

He's just gonna kidnap the skzoo

Hold it hostage and only release it after you do what he's demanding

(to cuddle him

for an hour

in the very least)

After the negotiations are done, he'll give you back the mini him

For now

Han

Also gets dramatic

Like, very

But he embraces it

Fake cries, threatens quokka and does everything in his power

At this point he even forgets that his sworn enemy (skzoo) is taking the love of his life (you) away from him

He's just tryna see how dramatic he can get

It's a challenge that no one dared him to do, but he still wants to win

Felix

One of the grief stages is bargain

So he'll bargain

He'll bake you brownies!

He'll let you win on mario kart!!

He'll give you a signed I.N photocard!!!

Just please pay attention to him 😭

If it doesn't work out

Well

Let's see if you can stay paying attention at bokkari if Felix throws himself over you next

Seungmin

You can't answer because you're too busy with puppym?

That's fine

He can't answer you either

Dwaekki is calling him

He unironically would buy another skzoo and spend his time with it

Just to piss you off 😭

The message he's trying to send is crystal clear

Eventually, you give up on the skzoo

And only then he'd throw his away

I.N

???

Why'd you even do that?😭

He'd understand it if he was on tour

And you missed him or something

That'd be really cute actually

But he's right there??

Why'd you prefer a plushie over your actual boyfriend??

He's not even annoyed or jealous or whatever

He's straight up judging you

Side eyeing you every time you get the skzoo lmao

Masterlist | you'll probably like: you crying because of a character/show

Daily click

Reminder this is just fiction!! I'm not trying to portray real life and you shouldn't believe that this is how the members actually are. This is just for the vibe and the delulu!

Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @sleepyleeji @jinnie-ret @sheraayasherrecs @rockstarkkami @urlocalmultigroupfan @aeinzzzketchup @queenofdumbfuckery @sarita-sunday @lezleeferguson-120 @chimmyn0chu @sspersonally @enhacolor @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx

Bang Chan

Acts dramatic for the sake of it

"cant believe my own partner replaced me with an inanimate object :("

"are you ignoring me :("

"do you really prefer wolfchan :("

But he's doing all of that just to annoy you

He can't even say it with a straight face

In all honesty, he finds it cute

You're giving him cuteness aggression

Has thousands of photos of you cuddling your plushie to sleep

Finds it the sweetest thing ever

Lee Know

You were spending so long with your leebit

But now it suddenly disappeared

You've already searched your entire house

And still couldn't find it

I wonder what happened...

Anyways !

Now you've got no other option than to spend all your time with the real thing

Read: Lee Minho

And if you find leebit drowned in socks at his apartment later on?

No idea how that happened

But he's gonna disappear again lmao

Changbin

He's so dramatic about this

Sighing so loudly

Giving "my partner has left me" speeches

Will sit down on the other end of the sofa

Just looking and pouting

But the funniest part is that he refuses to admit he's being dramatic

That's a very reasonable reaction after all

You're the one who's underreacting the fact you prefer a plushie over your very strong very smart and very right there boyfriend

Hyunjin

You're ignoring him for the sake of a plushie ?

Oh that's fine

He's just gonna kidnap the skzoo

Hold it hostage and only release it after you do what he's demanding

(to cuddle him

for an hour

in the very least)

After the negotiations are done, he'll give you back the mini him

For now

Han

Also gets dramatic

Like, very

But he embraces it

Fake cries, threatens quokka and does everything in his power

At this point he even forgets that his sworn enemy (skzoo) is taking the love of his life (you) away from him

He's just tryna see how dramatic he can get

It's a challenge that no one dared him to do, but he still wants to win

Felix

One of the grief stages is bargain

So he'll bargain

He'll bake you brownies!

He'll let you win on mario kart!!

He'll give you a signed I.N photocard!!!

Just please pay attention to him 😭

If it doesn't work out

Well

Let's see if you can stay paying attention at bokkari if Felix throws himself over you next

Seungmin

You can't answer because you're too busy with puppym?

That's fine

He can't answer you either

Dwaekki is calling him

He unironically would buy another skzoo and spend his time with it

Just to piss you off 😭

The message he's trying to send is crystal clear

Eventually, you give up on the skzoo

And only then he'd throw his away

I.N

???

Why'd you even do that?😭

He'd understand it if he was on tour

And you missed him or something

That'd be really cute actually

But he's right there??

Why'd you prefer a plushie over your actual boyfriend??

He's not even annoyed or jealous or whatever

He's straight up judging you

Side eyeing you every time you get the skzoo lmao

Masterlist | you'll probably like: you crying because of a character/show

Daily click

Reminder this is just fiction!! I'm not trying to portray real life and you shouldn't believe that this is how the members actually are. This is just for the vibe and the delulu!

Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @sleepyleeji @jinnie-ret @sheraayasherrecs @rockstarkkami @urlocalmultigroupfan @aeinzzzketchup @queenofdumbfuckery @sarita-sunday @lezleeferguson-120 @chimmyn0chu @sspersonally @enhacolor @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx