Gender is more or less optional

*presses face to screen and fogs it up*

the most powerful writing tool is actually Brainstorming With The Girls

the other most powerful writing tool is actually Brainstorming With The Monsterfucker Ace-Aro Spec Transmascs

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

Oh you have no idea.

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

princess peach at the sperm bank

nothing could have prepared me for that comment

Can we just notice that David gives zero shits about #1 and #2 this is purely a competition between two candidates and he is winning.

Wearing this to Costco so the chicken man knows I respect his talent and finesse.