L i l l y

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

I FOUND IT

THIS WAS ON TUMBLR??? OH MY GOD???

IT STILL EXISTS

THIS IS STILL FUCKING HERE?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH

date of origin: October 31st, 2013

I feel like this ended up as more “almost having sex with Klaus in a car” than anything lol

Where do I petition god for him to be my boyfriend

An honorable job

Sorry I’ve died. Please show this post to the investors

Look at his little hat and how animated he is and his little smile and oh my heart exploded

Fuck yes

This purified my soul

hi guys i hopped on the uquiz bandwagon click to find out which twilight character you are

This boosted my self confidence more than years of therapy has ever done