Álvaro-ni.

un beso bebé

People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

I absolutely love “get off the stage”

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

namor being called “a child without love” by a spanish friar who was cooperating with and supporting conquistador enslavers when namor was literally there because he loved his mom and she loved the surface world and this was her home and they were desecrating it with pure evil.. oh it made me MAD

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These look like they’re straight out of a Hellboy comic

FYCK YOU people who think hanukkah is the 'main jewish holiday' because it's near christmas.

NO PLEASE FUCKING RB THIS. GENUINELY PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING REALIZE.

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

baby what's wrong, you've barely touched your 18 pounds of cokane 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers (diverse)

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden