DISREGARD -lights out-

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

we’re watching freaky friday and a britney spears songs was playing and my niece comments “that’s classic rock.”

your niece is correct. led zeppelin whom

“Home is where your cat makes you soup”

how does one….talk to mutuals….and be friends…..with those mutuals…..

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

@the-typhonian

now THIS is what i’m here for