go ask alice

the hacks (hbo) experience is just non stop thinking about that one phoebe waller-bridge quote about killing eve - “every moment in this show exists so that these two women can end up alone in a room together.” i think every show should have that premise i will never stop thinking about these ladies

While we’re on the subject, let’s please also remember that historically disenfranchised communities who had to worry about frequently being run out of town often bought expensive jewelry with their limited funds not because they were greedy or tacky or classless, but rather because you can’t sew a real estate investment into the lining of your coat, and the powers that be can’t freeze a diamond necklace the way that they can freeze a bank account.

what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Its that time of the year again. Praise

I’m not like, super religious but I do celebrate the major holidays (an ides’er and greason’s tumblric)

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

A girl telling you you’ve made her wet is single handedly the sexiest hottest fuckin thing ever and you can’t tell me different