( d i s c o n n e c t e d ; )

I -- You -- Look at you! You're about to burst! I can't believe... Holy fuck!

Did you just call me dickwad? 

I might've. Why, what're you gonna do about it?

I mean you’re lucky it wasn’t 5 seconds in, count your blessings Gomez.

You're just as annoying as I remember. Crazy.

God, she didn’t even get to see my baby yet.. But, ya know, I’m happy to see everyone!

You have no idea how much I’ve missed you, so much that I’m crying. Fuck you.

I... I missed you too. Fuck.

'Y'all'.

... Jesus Christ. 10 seconds in and you're already ridiculing the way I speak. Leave me alone, Malik.

Eh— ‘Y’all’ girl you’ve been down in the south for too long.

Shut up, dickwad. Get over here.

"Y’all" Someone’s been home a little too long but I’m also a little jealous. Get the fuck over here and hug me.