I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate