Brothy Soup

put out some water to boil then accidentally fell asleep and when i woke up there was a terrible smell and no water in the pot. so in a sense i succeeded at boiling water. perhaps more than i ever have

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

you are a sexual pervert

Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????