miscellaneous shenanigans

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

those images with a trans person where a “girl” looks into the mirror and sees a “boy” are so inaccurate and don’t represent my trans experience at all. when i look into the mirror i see dumbledore shaking my hand. ive won the house cup.

it’s time to start spelling ‘small’ correctly again enough is enough

if gravity is real then how come my DICK is always pointing up. answer that isaac newton you fake bitch

buzzfeed has no chill lmao

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

😂😂😂😂😂 bruuuhhhhhhh who the hell thinks of that

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented