chimera enclosure

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean