ASSUME NOTHING

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

he can have them

mike’s completely normal lemonade

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

alright, ill bite. whats cum

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

haha i cum real laude all the time

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn’t have to choose between masculinity and femininity

The sooner you realise that you can do literally whatever you want as regards to your gender presentation (or lack thereof) and just take whatever bits and pieces you like from wherever, the sooner you can start enjoying life.

Parasite deserves the Oscar for this post alone.

Saying Uma Thurman is too old to reprise her role as Poison Ivy at 49 is a weak and sexist take. How old do you think Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo are? Let Harley have her milf.

Let Harley have her milf.

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

we were two NPC’s who met irl

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

BRUH IM CACKLING why is this so damn accurate

WAIT- He really do be right