Chapter Master 202

they put Copilot AI in Windows 11 Notepad app and I guess had to add Markdown support to Notepad to make that work or something? anyways Notepad has to have a network connection for Microsoft's AI assistant now and so for the last 9 months this has been a thing people could send a .txt file with a hyperlink that can download and run whatever malware you want to infect their computer with. usually Windows will give you an alert whenever an app tries to execute a file in the background but there's no alert like this for Notepad bc it's Notepad. also antimalware usually doesn't look at Notepad for this type of thing bc it's Notepad. so there's just this wide open attack vector that's there now that no one is prepared for bc we're being sold an AI assistant to write phone numbers and shit in a little white box for us

One day, on a day like any other, our moon suddenly had a moon of her own. No one could tell if the astronomers 🔭🌠🌕or the astrologers ♊♐♈would have a nervous breakdown first.

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

the problem is that a lot of people think that the evil of eugenics is "playing with forces of nature man was not meant to meddle with" and not the whole cohercion and killing and mutilation of people

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

it's weird that so few people seem to know that mormons largely run the troubled teen industry. ppl will imply that I'm religiously intolerant when I badmouth mormonism and it's like well. they child trafficked me. so. lol

it's why Utah has the worst youth rights laws in the country; bc the troubled child industry lobby fights all legislation designed to give kids more rights. it's a state-supported industry of child abuse run by the Mormon church 🤷

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

Welcome to the lair of the girl who's heart is just not really in it right now

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

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