Natasha

I don't know if I wanna be her or him..

Y/n : Nat kissed me!

Clint : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Thor : It was unbelievable!

Clint: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Tony : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Clint, get the wine and unplug the phone. Y/n does this end well or do we need tissues?

Y/n : Oh, it ended very well.

Clint : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Tony: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Y/n : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Tony: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Y/n : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Tony and Clint: Ohhh.

Thor: can i get a refill?

*meanwhile*

Nat eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Bruce : Tongue?

Nat : Yeah.

Tony: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Steve : Like its slips on and off pretty easily.

Tony: ...

Steve: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Y/n: We know what you meant.

Bruce: Finally! My ship is sailing.

Clint *to Nat*: BITCH you owe me 20 dollars.

I LOVE YOU 3000 BABIES❤️❤️❤️

did you see that? did you see what he did there? 😩🥵