uhhh, can i get uhh, b ur g er

another mlem

and angy Victor

and OH MY VICTOR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON-

are shipping us..." “TO WHERE?"

It's really no surprise that Dan gets jealous easily, seeing as he's able to get angry at pretty much anything but you

Yet because of that he views you as one of the only good things in his life and so he tries vehemently to make sure that you stay in his life and aren't tricked by someone else into dating them instead

He deals with his jealousy either by immediately exacting revenge or putting their name on the list

Everyone who does make him jealous should immediately start running btw because he can and will make their next twenty four hours a living nightmare

And if they get their named added to the list then they should just be on guard because he will eventually break them (metaphorically and physically)

Yet luckily because of his… diminutive stature it is rather easy to stop him from doing any harm, at least for now

Even if he does get jealous easily he never really suspects Chris of having anything for you, as even though he accuses Chris of most things he knows how much he loves his wife

But also, Dan has a difficult time detecting when and when not to be jealous, if someone is blatantly flirting with you he may get confused but not mad, if someone is not flirting with you he may still accuse them of doing so

Lastly, even if it's in the past Dan will still get jealous of those who you dated before him

And if he does find out who they are… hopefully they have good defences

Fin

"Mr. Mumbles and I are only joining you because the AC broke."

I think Dan deserves some forced relaxation, as a treat