Lucius bring the fire whisky and let's celebrate🥃

Narcissa: We are the careful ones.

Lucius: Define “bad."

Narcissa: Will we survive?

Therapist: Do you two ever argue?

Lucius: We don’t argue.

Narcissa: We strategically disagree.

Therapist: Healthy couples compromise.

Lucius: We do compromise.

Narcissa: Yes.

Lucius: I suggest something.

Therapist: Communication is important in a marriage.

Narcissa: We communicate perfectly well.

Lucius: She looks at me and I know I’m in trouble.

Therapist: Lucius, Narcissa says you avoid talking about your feelings.

Lucius: That’s ridiculous. I have many feelings.

Therapist: Such as?

Therapist: Draco, how would you describe your family dynamic?

Lucius: It’s not poisoning.

Narcissa: What is it then?

Lucius: Impossible.

Narcissa: Why?

Lucius: Because you said the house needed more life.

Narcissa: I meant flowers.

Narcissa: Remember, subtle intimidation only.

Lucius: Understood.

Guest: What a lovely chandelier—

Lucius: It’s cursed.

Lucius: Eleven.

Narcissa: Twelve.

Therapist: That’s… positive?

Lucius: If she leaves me, I will follow her.

Lucius: They were on sale.

Narcissa: You live here.

Lucius: I will make a second, more threatening exit.

Narcissa: Good.

Lucius: They also think we’re dramatic.

Narcissa: You can start with the Ministry.