1. Name:

2. Birthplace:

3. Ancestry:

4. Zodiac Sign:

5. Biggest fear:

6. Strength/Weakness:

7. Worst habit:

8. Favorite holiday:

9. Ever been in a car crash:

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher:

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house:

12. Age at first kiss:

13. When did you fall in love for the first time:

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long:

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

16. What were you doing at midnight last night:

17. When was the last time you laughed hard:

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you:

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning:

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with:

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen:

22. Who did you see in concert first:

23. Who was your favorite teacher:

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day:

25. Who do you think about most:

26. Is your ideal occupation?

27. Beer, wine, or liquor?

28. Favourite restaurant?

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

30. McDonlads or Burger King?

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)?

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time?

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk?

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman?

35. How many pets do you have?

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery?

37. When was the first time you smoked?

38. Who last sent you a text?

39. Who did you last send a text to?

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island?

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life?

42. Favorite song?

43. Favorite movie?

44. When did you last cuddle someone?

45. When did you last have sex?

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first?

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute?

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be?

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go?

50. Where would you take a road trip?

51. How do Mondays feel for you?

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them?

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’?

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date?

55. What scares you about your future?

56. Why does pizza come in a square box?

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail?

58. How does it feel to be photographed?

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose?

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’?

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others?

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?

63. What are you thankful for, this moment?

64. Do you have same sex fantasies?

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where?

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex?

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with?

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with?

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner?

70. How tall are you?    

71. How much do you weigh?    

72. What color is your hair naturally?    

73. What size jeans do you wear?    

74. What is your favorite color to wear?     

75. Do you have any piercings?    

76. Do you have any tattoos?    

77. Do you care how other people see you?    

78. Do you like sports?    

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships?    

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships?    

81. Do you believe in karma or fate?    

82. Do you keep a journal?    

83. Describe the last dream you remember:    

84. Describe your favorite dream:    

85. Where are some places you would like to visit?    

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?    

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy?    

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad?    

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense?    

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?    

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages?    

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? 

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there?    

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?    

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath?

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? 

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? 

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? 

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people?

101. How often do you brush your teeth? 

102. How often do you shower?  When was the last time you had a shower? 

103. How often do you shave your legs? 

104. Political affiliation?

105. Opinion on abortion? 

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform?

107. Should prostitution be legalized? 

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one?

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?

114. Why are you the person you are?

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?

118. Were you happy when you woke up today?

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you?

120. Want someone back in your life?

121. What are you excited for?

122. Are you scared to fall in love?

123. When is your next road trip?

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

125. Do you like to cuddle?

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours?

127. Plans for tomorrow?

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough?

129. How is life going for you right now?

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept?

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year?

133. If you could have one super power what would it be?

134. Background on your cell phone?

135. What are you thinking about right this second?

136. Last book you read? How was it?

137. What is the last thing you bought?

138. Do you live with your parents?

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? 

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? 

141. What are you like when you’re drunk?

142. What are you like when you’re high?

143. Do you want children?

144. Do you want a church wedding?

145. How many pillows do you sleep with?

146. Have you ever been scuba diving?

147. Who was your first real crush?

148. What are you allergic to?

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

151. How did you get your name?

152. Name one thing about your body you love?

153. What is your biggest goal in life?

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex?

155. Do you think aliens are real?

156. What age did you start drinking?

157. What do you think of President Obama?

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

159. Describe your dream girl/guy?

160. Story of your first kiss?

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone?

162. Story of the first time you had sex?

163. When did you first have sex?

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex?

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)?

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram?

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook?

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person?

171. Do you talk to yourself?

172. How old will you be on your next birthday?

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed?

174. Do you have any hickies? 

175. Turn ons?

176. Turn offs?

177. What qualities did you get from your mom?

178. What qualities did you get from your dad?

179. How many siblings do you have?

- if it was really important, you wouldn’t have forgotten about it

- have you tried meditating

- you’re so dramatic, it’s not a big deal

- stop fidgeting

- ‘i dont know’ isnt an answer

- any ‘ooh shiny’ joke

- any ‘squirrel’ joke

- just go to bed earlier

- you can’t have adhd, you’re too smart

- stop procrastinating

- adhd isn’t real, it’s just kids being kids

If you ever tell a Nuerodivergent person that ‘Yeah, I get super into things like that too’ or ‘That’s normal’ when they tell you about hyperfixating/hyperfocus, they have every right to slap you

There isn’t enough material for Carnival! @rebs-doom and I were discussing Carnival and I came up with these sksksksk so we don’t forget this sweet boi.

Carnival doesn’t talk very often. 

He prefers to use facial expressions only.

He’s all about happiness so if you’re not smiling then he’s just not doing his job right. 

He will put on proper performances for you just to make you smile. 

It doesn’t matter where you are - in the middle of a crowded street, in the living room, at Ha Ha’s - if you’re not smiling, he’s gotta perform until you are.

He’ll pull out all the stops just for one smile.

The paper flowers, traditional clumsy clown movements, anything and everything.

Your laugh - the first time he heard you properly laugh he was stunned into stillness and you can only revive the statue with a kiss on the cheek.

Like his face wouldn’t move but his eyes would and he’d watch you watch him and when he sees you’re confused he’d daintily tap one cheek with his index finger and a wink and then go back to not moving.

And when you kiss his cheek, he comes back to life with a grin and a pirouette and is he blushing underneath all that paint?

But when you smash your lips against yours his eyes are open comically wide, his fingers splayed by his sides sksksksksk.

This clown loves you and he loves how much you love him.

So often he’s told he’s not funny enough, he’s not good enough, he’s not a proper clown and yet here you are, watching him spin a super heavy sign in awe, watching him entertain some kids, with a true look of joy on your face.

You met Arthur through Carnival and you’re so glad you stopped in the street that one time to watch him.

You helped him when he was jumped by those kids and you went with him to work the next day to explain things to Hoyt - Arthur still has his job because of you, even after he dropped the gun in the hospital.

You backed him up on the lie that it was a prop; and even brought in a close replica prop to show Hoyt and the police to cover for Arthur.

Carnival nearly married you on the spot because of that.

There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for your smile.

He practices performances, tricks etc. with you as his audience; his favourite audience.

Carnival asks you for advice without actually verbalising his questions - he’ll just bow lowly, with one arm extended towards the floor and the other wrapped around his waist, one leg in front of the other, his head raised to see your reactions.

Subconscious actions can’t lie so he watches your reactions and analyses them later on. He can read you like a book, the pages familiar and dog eared.

Sometimes he can’t smile, he’s just too mentally and physically tired and his bottom lip will quiver. 

He’ll tap your lips with a frown and you understand.

You always understand in the end, even if it takes some time, some questions.

So you’ll summon a smile for your sweet Carnival, even if it’s a watery one because you can feel Arthur’s pain coming off him in waves.

And he’ll feel his lips quirk upwards in reply.

He just can’t say no to you.

Gently washing the paint left over on Arthur’s jawline and cheeks when he gets home with hot, soapy water and leaving small kisses all over his face to make him smile just like Carnival does.

Carnival is the sweetest clown ever.

He’s Arthur’s happiness, his disguise, his life’s work.

almost any Joaquin Phoenix photo/gif can be used to make a school-like staff for example,

Band Teacher:

English Teacher:

History Teacher:

Theater Director:

Substitute Teacher(s): 1.) irresponsible, do-whatever-the-fuck-you-want type of substitute 2.) straight-out-of-collage substitute

Photography Teacher:

Science teacher? Science Teacher:

Gym Teacher:

and any of the above would have this as their photo from high school:

Also

I agree about Freddie.💋

What about Theodore? Creative writing, maybe? He can teach us how to write beautiful love letters then we’ll send him annonymous letters confessing our crush on him.

Also, a wild proposal, since he had such a fun time entertaining the children at the hospital….. School nurse?

Arthur would be a good school nurse. He cares a lot about kids. He would make funny faces or tell jokes to make them laugh and distract them from pain.

I mean…